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antic604 · Post by **antic604** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 12:05 pm

I'll start with easy - and obvious - ones:

Bitwig "Live better"

Reason "When logic is not enough" (works both ways)

FL Studio "FL stands for Free Lifetime (Updates)"

Reaper "You can customize it to Death"

Michael L · Post by **Michael L** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 12:45 pm

Bitwig: Pull your hair out bit by bit
Reaper: Figure it out or die trying
Reason: Without rhyme or reason
ProTools: Become a tool of Avid
Ableton Live: Disable your melodies
Logic: How is this logical?
FL Studio: 4LGBTQ&U2

Tux · Post by **Tux** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 2:41 pm

Cubase - 'They All Copied Us'
Logic - 'Get A Mac'.
Reason - 'For No Reason'
Pro Tools - 'Bro Tools'
Reaper- 'Harvesting Your Time'
FL Studio 'Nutty As A Fruitcake'
Studio One - 'We love Jamacian recording studios so much we named our DAW after one'
Cakewalk - 'You Are The Product'

classic · Post by **classic** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 2:57 pm

"Cubase. Have all the Dropdowns between you and your musical inspiration in on big pack"
"Waveform. For all the silent crashes you need, in the middle of your work"

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 3:15 pm

Tux wrote: ↑Sat Nov 27, 2021 2:41 pm Cubase - 'They All Copied Us'

All your Cubase are belong to us

antic604 · Post by **antic604** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 4:12 pm

Nice! Keep them coming

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 4:14 pm

bitwig:you can do it in the grid.
reaper:have you tried it?

sQeetz · Post by **sQeetz** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 5:05 pm

Logic: defied

dune_rave · Post by **dune_rave** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 5:42 pm

Reaper: Don't fear the Reaper!

Giova942 · Post by **Giova942** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 5:55 pm

Pro Tools: "Your money and your soul now belong to Avid Technology Inc".

sQeetz · Post by **sQeetz** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 5:58 pm

Renoise: it's not your type! (? from typing? type?) ...I'll let myself out

Giova942 · Post by **Giova942** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 6:13 pm

Reaper: "f**k music! let's do some customizing!"

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 6:14 pm

Pro Tools:

sQeetz · Post by **sQeetz** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 6:15 pm

Pro Tools: Pro Fools

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 6:20 pm

Reaper: if looks could kill…

You know how most companies have marketing slogans? Let's come up with ones for DAWs :)