KVR Audio

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:32 pm

arturia - when you need 80/90% there.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:33 pm

ikm - it will cost you money to close this advert.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:34 pm

logic - ignore the expensive dongle!

sQeetz · Post by **sQeetz** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:42 pm

Plugin Alliance: it's all worth it, I swear

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:44 pm

Studio One: can someone please explain to us what “MIDI” is?

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:02 pm

reason, because you have none.

logic, it just makes sense.

sQeetz · Post by **sQeetz** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:04 pm

Logic: its sense makes just

classic · Post by **classic** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:16 pm

Reaper: Just on lifetime to find your way through.
Cubase: Delightful crackling included.

kritikon · Post by **kritikon** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 12:23 am

Logic: "It's Not"
Cakewalk: "It's Not"
Reason: "It's Not"

wangeroge · Post by **wangeroge** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 1:51 am

Cubase: Known for the cracked version in the 80ies!
Logic: Being only on macOS has nothing to do with our parent company from the US, I swear.
Cakewalk: Being free doesn't mean that it's not improved all the time, really
Ableton Live: Pushing colored buttons will make you a superstar!
Garageband: for professional noobs
Studio One: Copying works!
Nuendo: Different from Cubase, especially the price
FL Studio: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
Bitwig: I'm alive!

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 2:58 am

Cakewalk: joke’s on you, Gibson. We’re still alive.

sQeetz · Post by **sQeetz** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 4:48 am

wangeroge wrote: ↑Sun Nov 28, 2021 1:51 amFL Studio: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

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Tj Shredder · Post by **Tj Shredder** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 8:28 am

sQeetz wrote: ↑Sat Nov 27, 2021 6:57 pm
vurt wrote: ↑Sat Nov 27, 2021 6:54 pm ... the only daw antic hasnt tried.
Which one do you mean? oh... ok

It must be Vision, he didn’t start his collection when it was assassinated by Gibson…
StudioVision the Kennedy of the DAWs…

machinesworking · Post by **machinesworking** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:37 am

Cubase- All your VST are belong to us!

Studio One- We are not a cut down slightly better UX version of Cubase We are not a cut down slightly better UX version of Cubase We are not a cut down slightly better UX version of Cubase

Logic - Your hardware is incompatible with the next version, we have conveniently opened the Apple store for you.

Live- Super easy looping, but hey f*ck you learn Max if you want more!

Bitwig- Tweekers Delight, where am I?

Cakewalk- We may have been passed around like a cheap wh*re, but we're still here, giving it away like a.. Hey wait?

Reaper- The build your own DAW challenge!™

Digital Performer- We're not a cult DAW we swear! Would you like to learn more?

FL Studio- Dammit it's FL Studio not Fruity Loops!

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 12:49 pm

dp - it's ok, so long as the balls don't touch.

You know how most companies have marketing slogans? Let's come up with ones for DAWs :)