KVR Audio

andypryce · Post by **andypryce** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 6:26 pm

Reaper: We know you miss Windows 95
Live:Excel-ent DAW
DP: We really do exist.
Cubase: Quantity over Quality
Logic Pro : Best DAW we have ever made!
FL Studio: You have no clue? Come on in!

WatchTheGuitar · Post by **WatchTheGuitar** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 6:41 pm

Logic Pro: Satisfyingly smug

Tj Shredder · Post by **Tj Shredder** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:02 pm

Bitwig: Wiggle your bits…

Danilo Villanova · Post by **Danilo Villanova** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:30 pm

Reaper: “Our lack of UI and smug political comments on version titles mean we’re smarter than you. Really, it does”.

Reason: “We say we love you but we just want new customers.”

Studio One: “Cheaper than Cubase but you need a pricier computer so it balances out”.

Live: “We pay influencers to make you feel like you need us”.

Renoise: “We make electronic music but we still aren’t fun at parties!”

Logic: “Billy Eillish is famous because of us”

FL: “Ghettolicious”

Cubase: “OK Boomer”

Behringer DAW: “All of the above but free”

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:33 pm

bitwig, it's not a merkin

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:34 pm

dub turbo, the daw ba baracus would use if he wasn't fictional.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:52 pm

Pro Tools: when you just want to attract customers to your Logic-based studio

WatchTheGuitar · Post by **WatchTheGuitar** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:54 pm

Reaper: smarter than Danilo Villanova

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:59 pm

GarageBand: when all Logic fails

Danilo Villanova · Post by **Danilo Villanova** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:20 pm

WatchTheGuitar wrote: ↑Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:54 pm Reaper: smarter than Danilo Villanova

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Giova942 · Post by **Giova942** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:26 pm

Cakewalk: The DAW that smells like Old Spice.

WatchTheGuitar · Post by **WatchTheGuitar** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:27 pm

Danilo Villanova wrote: ↑Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:20 pm
WatchTheGuitar wrote: ↑Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:54 pm Reaper: smarter than Danilo Villanova
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Sorry if you were triggered. It's only the internet.

Danilo Villanova · Post by **Danilo Villanova** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 5:08 pm

WatchTheGuitar wrote: ↑Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:27 pm
Danilo Villanova wrote: ↑Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:20 pm
WatchTheGuitar wrote: ↑Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:54 pm Reaper: smarter than Danilo Villanova
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Sorry if you were triggered. It's only the internet.

"No, you a dummy"

You know how most companies have marketing slogans? Let's come up with ones for DAWs :)