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JeffSanders · Post by **JeffSanders** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:40 pm

I'd have to say Whitney Houston.

Because I believe she is singlehandedly responsible for one of the worst atrocities in all of musical history. The effing Diva-style obsession with stretching one word into 100 useless notes, like an 80's Poison wank guitar solo.

Now because of Ms. Houston, these divas can't even sing a melody. They just masterbate with vocal exercises. AAAaarrggg!! The drugs didn't even help her.

wrench45us · Post by **wrench45us** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:42 pm

no one mentions Celine Dion

yet as I look and vote she leads
she's the only one with a long term Vegas deal
same show night after night for how many years
catch it some weekday night and let us know if she puts her heart and soul into it

and to me -- well all traces of a personality have been vacuumed away

SCTV has been getting some press and coverage lately for their DVDs just in time for Xmas. Ms. Dion would be the perfect guest on the Sammy Maudlin show

http://sctvguide.ca/programs/maudlin.htm

verstaerker · Post by **verstaerker** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:42 pm

Sascha Franck · Post by **Sascha Franck** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:43 pm

Had to vote for Cher.
She's been lousy back then with Sunny Bono and she hasn't been becoming any better either.

Pretty hard not being able to vote vor Ms. Dion though.

As for the rest: Well, IMO all of them have shown they're strengths at one point or the other.
Don't get me wrong, I f**king HATE Mariah Carey, but she actually can sing (even if she doesn't seem to know WHAT and WHICH notes to sing).

verstaerker · Post by **verstaerker** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:49 pm

Armadillo · Post by **Armadillo** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:51 pm

Had to vote Pink. She's the only one where I actually dislike her songs. She's not in the same league as Beyoncee, Whitney, Mariah. They are superb singers. Unfortunately for especially Mariah, she just the worst songs to sing. What's the point of having diamond buttons in a £40 suit?
J-lo, Kylie or Madonna are not great singers either but at least they have some good producers.

JeffSanders · Post by **JeffSanders** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:57 pm

Madonna is talented...

and hairy

http://stonerrock.com/forums2/allposts. ... a%2E%2E%2E

spaceman · Post by **spaceman** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:00 pm

TonyVanDam wrote: Damn again! I forgot about J.Ho...I mean Jennifer Lopez.

She can dance. But singing and acting?

she can dance!?!?!???
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verstaerker · Post by **verstaerker** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:00 pm

TVD · Post by **TVD** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:05 pm

JeffSanders wrote:I'd have to say Whitney Houston.

Because I believe she is singlehandedly responsible for one of the worst atrocities in all of musical history. The effing Diva-style obsession with stretching one word into 100 useless notes, like an 80's Poison wank guitar solo.

Now because of Ms. Houston, these divas can't even sing a melody. They just masterbate with vocal exercises. AAAaarrggg!! The drugs didn't even help her.

Are you saying that Whitney is the C.C. Deville of Pop?

Now that's an original statement.

TristezaOrange · Post by **TristezaOrange** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:09 pm

Come on guys, it HAS to be Celine Dion.

Don't ask me why but I despise her. Or maybe I'm just jealous.

TVD · Post by **TVD** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:10 pm

Kylie has a vote.
Now I mad!!!

TVD · Post by **TVD** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:11 pm

spaceman wrote:
TonyVanDam wrote: Damn again! I forgot about J.Ho...I mean Jennifer Lopez.

She can dance. But singing and acting?
she can dance!?!?!???
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She was a flygirl on In Living Color.

baggio · Post by **baggio** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:13 pm

Why isn't Celine running away with this.

I know that Whitney, Mariah are fairly terrible but given decent songs and told to hold back on the warbling they are actually good singers - there is no hope for Celine.

spaceman · Post by **spaceman** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:13 pm

TonyVanDam wrote:
spaceman wrote:
TonyVanDam wrote: Damn again! I forgot about J.Ho...I mean Jennifer Lopez.

She can dance. But singing and acting?
she can dance!?!?!???
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She was a flygirl on In Living Color.

the only talent I see is her having a big arse

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