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ObsoleteAcc99 · Post by **ObsoleteAcc99** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:20 pm

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Stupid American Pig · Post by **Stupid American Pig** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:23 pm

agreed, celine is the *most* offensive pop star. I nearly puked when she sang a titanic-esque song for a Chrysler minivan.

TVD · Post by **TVD** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:30 pm

speccyteccy wrote:
TonyVanDam wrote:Kylie has a vote.
Now I mad!!!
Me too.

I'm taking my gf to see her in Manchester next year. She took me to see her a couple of years ago. She also bought the 'Love Kylie' underwear calendar for me for Christmas last year. Says that Kylie is the only woman she'd sleep with. So I figure that if I can write a really great song for her, we can meet and have a threesome.

Or a foursome since Kylie & Dannii shares the same apartment.

intel · Post by **intel** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:30 pm

yeah. I didn't even have to see the options before I'd made up my mind. as soon as I saw the thread title I thought "Celine Dion". then I was concerned that maybe she didn't make the list. I was pleased to see that she's currently winning the contest.

with due cause.

TVD · Post by **TVD** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:32 pm

Gloria Estefan with no votes! I'm a little happy now.

TVD · Post by **TVD** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:37 pm

S_A_P wrote:agreed, celine is the *most* offensive pop star. I nearly puked when she sang a titanic-esque song for a Chrysler minivan.

Celine even did a duet with R.Kelly once (I'm Your Angel). Beautiful song! Celine didn't go to the zone like The Titanic or anything.

bastien · Post by **bastien** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:38 pm

TonyVanDam wrote:
bastien wrote:Dido, because she can't sing.

Well, alright, she can sing about three different notes, but not in the same breath.
Dido better be a stagename.

Because if thats her birthgiven name, she should sue her parents for that.

Apparently her real name is Florian Cloud de Bounevialle Armstrong. I kid you not. That's what being born in the 1970s to middle class parents does for you...

Anyway, this is not my joke, and half of you won't get it, but... "Dodo died, Dodi died, Di died, Dando died... Surely Dido's getting a bit worried."

paul minot · Post by **paul minot** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:40 pm

Doesn't "Worst Diva" have to include a qualification for biggest bitch, in addition to having deficient talent? Mariah is a pretty dumb, vain bitch, by all available evidence, but she can sing great if somebody put a limit on her. Celine is certainly insufferably precious QUEEN BITCH, and her music annoys me almost as much as her insuffereable persona--but she does at least have the pipes. She definitely is the worst diva, if having a good voice is not a factor. Pink has a weak voice, bbt I like her chutzpah, "Get this Party Started" is a f**king GREAT song IMHO, has attitude to spare. Christina is pretty awesome if you ask me--incredible pipes AND good taste, except for her clothes. Cher has been one of my least favortie singers for all these decades--I hate that descending glissando she used to use at the end of every line she sang,hate her clothes, hate her personal life--but the faghag superdiva image of this "Believe" era has finally convinced me she has a purpose in life besides sounding better than Sonny. Or maybe I'm just TIRED of hating her now. Whitney used to be kinda likeable, and now she's too pathetic to hate. Britney--no-talent exotic act, not too much of a bitch as long as she's not talking politics.

Madonna is just too cool to piss on--she has taken very marginal vocal talent and parlayed it into historic success, with good musical taste and a good sense of shock theater--kind of a show biz punk, I mean she put "Like a Virgin" at the top of the charts during the height of the Reagan era, you gotta love her for that.

Now who's got almost no talent, lousy taste, has contributed no worthwhile songs to our culture, AND is an insufferable queen bitch...hmmm...J LO of course Sorry, I demand a new poll because the obvious answer was not offered!!!!!

Stupid American Pig · Post by **Stupid American Pig** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:42 pm

excellent points Paul...

Paul_FX · Post by **Paul_FX** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:52 pm

Madonna, because she believes here own hype...

Paul

spaceman · Post by **spaceman** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:56 pm

has Pink come out of the closet yet?

paul minot · Post by **paul minot** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:07 pm

I would also like to add that J Lo has in her tawdry personal life made two prominent male stars (P Diddy and Ben Affleck) look like complete pussy-whipped idiots--we haven't seen enough of Marc Antony since the marriage to confirm his downfall, and who cares about that guy anyway.

J LO, J LO, J LO, J LO....

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:13 pm

spaceman wrote:has Pink come out of the closet yet?

pink is eddie izzard

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:14 pm

I vote xg2 for being the whiniest bitch of the lot.

spaceman · Post by **spaceman** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:16 pm

whyterabbyt wrote:I vote xg2 for being the whiniest bitch of the lot.

that's just asking for a poll

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