KVR Audio

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:33 pm

without going to the local abbatoir with my mini disc does anyone know where i can find the sounds of animals being well er slaughtered?
more specifically reindeer but im open to other similar animals,elk,moose probably even a cow makes a similar noise

Glooper · Post by **Glooper** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:34 pm

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:38 pm

vurt wrote:without going to the local abbatoir with my mini disc does anyone know where i can find the sounds of animals being well er slaughtered?
more specifically reindeer but im open to other similar animals,elk,moose probably even a cow makes a similar noise

BBC sound effects LPs from car boot sales? There used to be some f**king excellent bizzare stuff on them. Or you could sample the start of 'meat is murder' by ver smiffs.

tommo · Post by **tommo** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:39 pm

changed your mind bout' the abattoir work then?

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:40 pm

cheers donks
ill check hmv next time im in they always have stuff like that on cd cheap,may be lucky

kodama · Post by **kodama** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:45 pm

Go step on your own damn Toe, you freak

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:47 pm

kodama wrote:Go step on your own damn Toe, you freak

the nasty man said things

Mephit Blue · Post by **Mephit Blue** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:49 pm

*Shudders* I think I'm going to be very afraid to here what you do with this.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:52 pm

DrakeBP wrote:*Shudders* I think I'm going to be very afraid to here what you do with this.

Steven West · Post by **Steven West** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:09 am

It's begining to sound-alot-like Christmas
With all the shock and smash...
Baby cows lay in wait, real 'clubbers' don't hesitate
'Cause they do-it-all for your cash!

Ba-da-DA-dum!

Thank you, thank you very much.

Spe3D · Post by **Spe3D** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:12 am

Steven West · Post by **Steven West** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:16 am

It's okay Spe3d.... Bacon Flavored Potato Chips - aren't made with real bacon atleast.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:17 am

Steven West wrote:It's okay Spe3d.... Bacon Flavored Potato Chips - aren't made with real bacon atleast.

Steven West · Post by **Steven West** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:21 am

I think it was South Park that has some of the best 'slaughter' sounds, or was it The Simpsons?
Yeah, Troy McClure (from such films as The Paris Hilton Story, and Another Weekend At Bernies 2 - Still Floatin') takes little Jimmy through a beef rendering plant... Man, that sounded delicious!

YUM!

anopenscroll · Post by **anopenscroll** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:25 am

Dear vurt,

Peace.

slaughtering animals