Just For Fun...Worst Divas Pt.2

[TVD]

From these divas only (since 1980-2005), a (fictional) no-holds barred Hell In A Cell wrestling match, who would (or should) win as the last diva standing and why?

Madonna
Janet Jackson
Mariah Carey
Whitney Houston
Kylie Minogue
Jennifer Lopez
Celine Dion
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Gloria Estefan
Cher
Beyonce
Pink
Toni Braxton
Hilary Duff
Lindsay Lohan
Dannii Minogue
Annie Lennox
Shania Twain
Faith Hill
Debbie Gibson
Tiffany
Paula Abdul
Cyndi Lauper
Olivia Newton-John
Aaliyah
Jessica Simpson
Mandy Moore
Dido
JoJo

30 of the best (or worst) divas of the last 25 years. But 1 winner. Who is it?

[hjack]

if i understood the meaning, i could give myself to the work of thinking about it

[TVD]

if i understood the meaning, i could give myself to the work of thinking about it

A fight!

[hjack]

if i understood the meaning, i could give myself to the work of thinking about it

A fight!

Madonna Vs Kylie Minogue
Mariah Carey Vs Jennifer Lopez

[Z3R0T0N1N]

hold on... Annie Lennox is in a league of her own!!
seriously though, what did she do to deserve to be in a list with those vapid pop-products?

[aMUSEd]

Same goes for Dido - she's not to everyone's taste I know though I think she's wonderful and a serious artist - certainly not in the same league as all these manufactured throwaway kids - heck I didn't know Lindsey Lohan even was a singer.

[crusces]

I'd say: Put Marilyn Manson in with them, and let the problem sort itself...

[TechnoWeeniePas]

Personaly just because of body build and attitude I would have to say that Pink would kick all their butts. Sure there is a handful that would put up a good fight...but most would faint at the idea of gettin a boot to the head...none the less if actually given a boot to the head

[o'malley]

hold on... Annie Lennox is in a league of her own!!
seriously though, what did she do to deserve to be in a list with those vapid pop-products?

Yeah!!! I agree, Annie Lennox kicks ass.


However, I would have to say that Tiffany is the worst. I was a stage hand and follow spot technition at one of her shows this summer... what crap. Most of it was just bad Janis Joplin covers. I had actually never even heard of her until then.

[aMUSEd]

However, I would have to say that Tiffany is the worst. I was a stage hand and follow spot technition at one of her shows this summer... what crap. Most of it was just bad Janis Joplin covers. I had actually never even heard of her until then.

Never heard of her at all - Isn't she a porn star or something?

[Lunch Money]

Aguilera's got the scrappy attitude to win the fight, but I dunno if she packs the muscle. Pretty hard to argue with Pink as the attitude AND muscle champion. Beyonce might take her head off with a well-placed kick from those muscular legs...

Madonna's probably still got the most muscle, but she'd break her hip or something, and Pink would smash her face through the steel cage.

[TVD]

Same goes for Dido - she's not to everyone's taste I know though I think she's wonderful and a serious artist - certainly not in the same league as all these manufactured throwaway kids - heck I didn't know Lindsey Lohan even was a singer.

I need 30 divas on this card. Annie Lennox and Dido were afterthoughts.

[o'malley]

However, I would have to say that Tiffany is the worst. I was a stage hand and follow spot technition at one of her shows this summer... what crap. Most of it was just bad Janis Joplin covers. I had actually never even heard of her until then.

Never heard of her at all - Isn't she a porn star or something?

Could be. the rack was ok, but I wouldn't buy her DVDs.

[xg2]

Beverley Knight. (Or Beverley Shite, as I prefer to call her). Suddenly from nowhere she sprang into the limelight, touted for this and that 'award', obviously hyped up beyond all recognition by her record company. Can anybody remember ONE of her songs? I think not. She is a shining example of how much a record company will push their 'product' even though it's not very good.

[TVD]

The match starts off with the first 4 divas...Madonna, Janet, Mariah, & Whitney.

Madonna quickly attacks Whitney and has her elliminated over the top rope (Whitney is too damn high to fight anyway!!! )

Then Madonna fights off against Janet & Mariah...it 2-on-1!! Janet has the velvet rope on hand to dish out a serious whooping on Madonna...But Madonna push Mariah in Janet's way...And Madonna is beating the hell out of both women by herself!!!

Madonna takes the velvet rope and beats Mariah to a nervous breakdown (literally!!!). Mariah is tapping out and she elliminate herself over the top rope.

Janet hits Madonna from behind with a sucker punch. But Madonna quickly turns the table by ripping the nipple-ring off Janet....sick!!! Janet is screaming in pain!...Madonna clothesline Janet over the top ropes. Janet is elliminated.

All this action lasted within the first 2 minutes of the match....the horns sounds off for the next diva to enter the ring...Madonna is waiting patiently with a hugh smile on her face, knowing that she has an early advantage in this match tonight....

And it Kylie Minogue running down to ringside...in the middle of the ring, it Madonna vs. Kylie!!!...1-on-1...and both divas are swinging...

To Be Continued...