Just For Fun...Worst Divas Pt.2

[splattabreakz]

i remember that 'get up get up' tune by beverly, and what an absolute load of shit it was.

i saw her a few times on tv and always remember how much confidence she had, didnt make sense really with no talent to back it up. maybe she thought that if she just kept it up someone would eventually be fooled into giving her a big deal?

[Cordelia]

Madonna and Cher would end up in a girl style slappy fight. Pink, Christina Aguilera, and Cyndi Lauper would be the three left standing, unless Whitney was really coked up, in which case she might go Bobby Brown on all of their asses and win the fight.

[aMUSEd]

The match starts off with the first 4 divas...Madonna, Janet, Mariah, & Whitney.

Madonna quickly attacks Whitney and has her elliminated over the top rope (Whitney is too damn high to fight anyway!!! )

Then Madonna fights off against Janet & Mariah...it 2-on-1!! Janet has the velvet rope on hand to dish out a serious whooping on Madonna...But Madonna push Mariah in Janet's way...And Madonna is beating the hell out of both women by herself!!!

Madonna takes the velvet rope and beats Mariah to a nervous breakdown (literally!!!). Mariah is tapping out and she elliminate herself over the top rope.

Janet hits Madonna from behind with a sucker punch. But Madonna quickly turns the table by ripping the nipple-ring off Janet....sick!!! Janet is screaming in pain!...Madonna clothesline Janet over the top ropes. Janet is elliminated.

All this action lasted within the first 2 minutes of the match....the horns sounds off for the next diva to enter the ring...Madonna is waiting patiently with a hugh smile on her face, knowing that she has an early advantage in this match tonight....

And it Kylie Minogue running down to ringside...in the middle of the ring, it Madonna vs. Kylie!!!...1-on-1...and both divas are swinging...

To Be Continued...

Is this some sort of sex fantasy you want to share?

[TVD]

And we're back to action...Madonna vs. Kylie!!

Punches are flying between the 2 divas....Madonna on top of Kylie....Kylie battle back and now she on top Modonna!....Both divas wrestles each other for 2 minutes straight...

Time horns blows for the next diva to enter ringside....it's J.Lo!...in the ring & with Kylie down, Madonna focus on Jennifer....it Madonna vs. Jennifer!!...1-on-1, Jennifer hits solid rights on Madonna...Madonna hits backs with everything she got....But Kylie attack Madonna from behind...And with Madonna easily distracted, Jennifer hits the J.Lo Blow on Madonna!!!

Madonna is down with Kylie & J.Lo kicking her down...it 2-on-1, and you have to wonder how much more a 44-years-old material girl can take???

Time horns blows for the next diva to enter ringside....it's Celine Dion!!...Celine in the ring...And Kylie roundhouse kicks the living hell out Celine!!!...Celine is out cold and thrown over thr top ropes by Kylie...Celine is elliminated.

Kylie & Jennifer stays on Madonna...Picks her up to try to get her over the top rope...But Madonna is hanging on the second ropes for her dear life!!!...
Kylie & Jennifer is trying everything...punches, scratches, and still nothing!....Madonna refuse to quit....she will not allow these divas to elliminate her.

Time horns blows for the next diva to enter ringside...it's Britney!!!

...To Be Continued

[TVD]

The match starts off with the first 4 divas...Madonna, Janet, Mariah, & Whitney.

Madonna quickly attacks Whitney and has her elliminated over the top rope (Whitney is too damn high to fight anyway!!! )

Then Madonna fights off against Janet & Mariah...it 2-on-1!! Janet has the velvet rope on hand to dish out a serious whooping on Madonna...But Madonna push Mariah in Janet's way...And Madonna is beating the hell out of both women by herself!!!

Madonna takes the velvet rope and beats Mariah to a nervous breakdown (literally!!!). Mariah is tapping out and she elliminate herself over the top rope.

Janet hits Madonna from behind with a sucker punch. But Madonna quickly turns the table by ripping the nipple-ring off Janet....sick!!! Janet is screaming in pain!...Madonna clothesline Janet over the top ropes. Janet is elliminated.

All this action lasted within the first 2 minutes of the match....the horns sounds off for the next diva to enter the ring...Madonna is waiting patiently with a hugh smile on her face, knowing that she has an early advantage in this match tonight....

And it Kylie Minogue running down to ringside...in the middle of the ring, it Madonna vs. Kylie!!!...1-on-1...and both divas are swinging...

To Be Continued...

Is this some sort of sex fantasy you want to share?

No sex fantasy here. This is sport entertainment!!

I'm just having fun. How do you like the storyline so far?

[intel]

Lindsay Lohan, cos she's currently got the best rack of the bunch.

[Stupid American Pig]

From these divas only (since 1980-2005), a (fictional) no-holds barred Hell In A Cell wrestling match, who would (or should) win as the last diva standing and why?

Madonna
Janet Jackson
Mariah Carey
Whitney Houston
Kylie Minogue
Jennifer Lopez
Celine Dion
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Gloria Estefan
Cher
Beyonce
Pink
Toni Braxton
Hilary Duff
Lindsay Lohan
Dannii Minogue
Annie Lennox
Shania Twain
Faith Hill
Debbie Gibson
Tiffany
Paula Abdul
Cyndi Lauper
Olivia Newton-John
Aaliyah
Jessica Simpson
Mandy Moore
Dido
JoJo

30 of the best (or worst) divas of the last 25 years. But 1 winner. Who is it?

you mean like celebrity death match?

[TVD]

Lindsay Lohan, cos she's currently got the best rack of the bunch.

If I was a teen in this time today, I would want Lindsay Lohan myself.

And yes, I think Lindsay would break Hilary Duff in a minute.

[TVD]

From these divas only (since 1980-2005), a (fictional) no-holds barred Hell In A Cell wrestling match, who would (or should) win as the last diva standing and why?

Madonna
Janet Jackson
Mariah Carey
Whitney Houston
Kylie Minogue
Jennifer Lopez
Celine Dion
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Gloria Estefan
Cher
Beyonce
Pink
Toni Braxton
Hilary Duff
Lindsay Lohan
Dannii Minogue
Annie Lennox
Shania Twain
Faith Hill
Debbie Gibson
Tiffany
Paula Abdul
Cyndi Lauper
Olivia Newton-John
Aaliyah
Jessica Simpson
Mandy Moore
Dido
JoJo

30 of the best (or worst) divas of the last 25 years. But 1 winner. Who is it?

you mean like celebrity death match?

If they all died in a death match, we wouldn't have any divas to complain about anymore, yet alone lust after!

In death match rules, I think Madonna, Pink, & Annie Lennox would make it as the final 3 divas. They would have enough sense to cheat for dear life.

[spaceman]

still no Michael Jackson then?

[spaceman]

1. Madonna
1. Janet Jackson
1. Mariah Carey
1. Whitney Houston
1. Kylie Minogue
1. Jennifer Lopez
1. Celine Dion
1. Britney Spears
1. Christina Aguilera
1. Gloria Estefan
1. Cher
1. Beyonce
1. Pink
1. Toni Braxton
1. Hilary Duff
1. Lindsay Lohan
1. Dannii Minogue
1. Annie Lennox
1. Shania Twain
1. Faith Hill
1. Debbie Gibson
1. Tiffany
1. Paula Abdul
1. Cyndi Lauper
1. Olivia Newton-John
1. Aaliyah
1. Jessica Simpson
1. Mandy Moore
1. Dido
1. JoJo

[bagginz]

LOL! What a hilarious topic

If some of you guys are as good at making music as you are at comedy, you`ll will top the charts

As a slight aside, I once read in an interview with Dave Stewart (Eurythmics) that Annie Lennox was so annoyed at the dismal on stage sound at one gig that she walked up the the sound man after the gig and smacked him one. And said "I am a f***ing professional, why can't you be"

I reckon she`d be a serious contender...


bagginz

[Kriminal]

From these divas only (since 1980-2005), a (fictional) no-holds barred Hell In A Cell wrestling match, who would (or should) win as the last diva standing and why?

Madonna
Janet Jackson
Mariah Carey
Whitney Houston
Kylie Minogue
Jennifer Lopez
Celine Dion
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Gloria Estefan
Cher
Beyonce
Pink
Toni Braxton
Hilary Duff
Lindsay Lohan
Dannii Minogue
Annie Lennox
Shania Twain
Faith Hill
Debbie Gibson
Tiffany
Paula Abdul
Cyndi Lauper
Olivia Newton-John
Aaliyah
Jessica Simpson
Mandy Moore
Dido
JoJo

30 of the best (or worst) divas of the last 25 years. But 1 winner. Who is it?

Kylie, the rest are c**ts.

[intel]

the rest are c**ts.

lovely, lovely c**ts....