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dark water · Post by **dark water** » Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:23 pm

Shitting right down walls - even dogs tend to avoid doing that!

Why can't they simply use the pub toilet (which they've just patroned)?

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:57 pm

dark water wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:23 pm
Shitting right down walls - even dogs tend to avoid doing that!

Why can't they simply use the pub toilet (which they've just patroned)?

dogs all face north when shitting, it's why they do that circling thing beforehand.

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Thu Apr 14, 2022 8:13 pm

dark water wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:23 pm
Shitting right down walls - even dogs tend to avoid doing that!

Why can't they simply use the pub toilet (which they've just patroned)?

If you had been in said hostelry you would understand why.

dark water · Post by **dark water** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 1:04 pm

Blimey and double blimey, vurt and DT !

If I wasn't a member / visitor to this music forum, I would have never known such things.

But now I do

melomood · Post by **melomood** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 2:22 pm

'Arf',she said

PatchAdamz · Post by **PatchAdamz** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 4:05 pm

Evelyn, a modified dog
Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily
Draped across the piano, with some surprise

In the darkened room
Where the chairs dismayed
And the horrible curtains
Muffled the rain
She could hardly believe her eyes

A curious breeze
A garlic breath
Which sounded like a snore
Somewhere near the Steinway (or even from within)
Had caused the doily fringe to waft & tremble in the gloom

Evelyn, a dog, having undergone
Further modification
Pondered the significance of short-person behavior
In pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance
And other highly ambient domains...

Arf she said

melomood · Post by **melomood** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 5:23 pm

Das what I said yo

dark water · Post by **dark water** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 7:08 pm

Admittedly, they're not really related to music (unless you count the occasional 'loud parp'), but these 2 dogs and their YT channels have been a welcome distraction to my meagre music-making efforts during the past 18 months or so (particularly during the previous lockdown months):

"Embarrassing Husky tries to Fight a Priest!"

Rather amusing Huskies - and they're fairly local to me daaaan 'ere in the West Country too

melomood · Post by **melomood** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 7:16 pm

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/XpFs5BN2b6U

melomood · Post by **melomood** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 7:20 pm

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5-OtuV3f544

PatchAdamz · Post by **PatchAdamz** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 7:28 pm

melomood wrote: Fri Apr 15, 2022 5:23 pm Das what I said yo

Yo, abbreviated a little....

melomood · Post by **melomood** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 7:36 pm

Just a smidge

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 7:40 pm

PatchAdamz wrote: Fri Apr 15, 2022 7:28 pm
melomood wrote: Fri Apr 15, 2022 5:23 pm Das what I said yo
Yo, abbreviated a little....

would be "y".

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 8:49 pm

if dogs didn't exist, greyhound racing would just be people cheering a rag on a pulley

melomood · Post by **melomood** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 9:07 pm

Who would go sledding on their backs.....with no sled....four legs in the air....like a dead bug getting washed down a sink drain...

If Dogs Didn't Exist, Would Music Be Far Better Today?