the not so clever band name thread

[thecontrolcentre]

The Pubes

[WatchTheGuitar]

Amber in Porcelain

[raiderpdog]

I picture some really crappy 60s novelty rock act:

"The kids are rockin' with............... The Piltdown Men!"
"The most talked about rock and roll album of the year!"
"You will believe in the prehistoric!"

with cavemen themes running through the whole album, image, etc.

[WatchTheGuitar]

supported by…

Cairn - a folk duo from Somerset with a love of oversized knitted sweaters

[raiderpdog]

I kinda like imagining really bad festivals and their bands.

[WatchTheGuitar]

I don’t need to. I got talked into attending a Greenbelt festival once “Oh no, people get the wrong idea, it’s not all happy clappy Christian music” they said.
Guess what, it was all happy clappy Christian music

[raiderpdog]

Nothing like some good old fashioned, annoying clapping.

One of my neighbors used to try to get me to show up at his and his wife's church, knowing how I loved music, by always selling it as "but we have almost like rock and roll music there! You'll see! You will love it!"

[WatchTheGuitar]

I lived in York right next to a ‘Rock Church’ for a year, never even the slightest thought to check it out. I have known some decent musicians who happen to be majorly into all that though, most famous probably a drummer named Simon I used to work with was in My Life Story for years, had some decent hits. In his spare time he’d be doing clappy shindigs at the Albert Hall.

[username22]

The Sound of Music

[username22]

and, The Music of Sound

[username22]

Worth a Listen

[PatchAdamz]

John Paul George and Spartacus

[username22]

The Rashes

[username22]

And one more, "The Wedgies!"

[PatchAdamz]

John Paul George and Quasimodo