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vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:23 pm

cryophonik wrote: Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:18 pm I'd Give Up My Last Good Tooth (For One Last Bite of Love)

you left me for my horse (because he still has all his teeth)

Bombadil · Post by **Bombadil** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:58 pm

She broke my heart, so I busted her jaw.

I think that is an aktual sawng…

N..B. In no shape, way, or form should that be construed as being supportive of violence against women.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:02 pm

my house is on wheels, and im on bail.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:12 pm

Who's Yer Daddy? (and Other Serious Questions)

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:16 pm

darling please wait for me (i should be out in 3 years if i behave)

kritikon · Post by **kritikon** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:27 pm

I shot the sheriff and all of his deputies and the dinner ladies and the teachers, but the kids just wouldn't stand still for long enough.

i need Help · Post by **i need Help** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:28 pm

My horse won’t start and I shot the truck, baby I need you (to take me to the hospital)

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:36 pm

stop hanging around my sister, you've got three at home!

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:40 pm

ma has died, so im single now

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:42 pm

redneck holiday

i don't like huntin
ah love it yeeehaaaw doggidy dog!

PatchAdamz · Post by **PatchAdamz** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:37 pm

I Was Drunk The Day My Mom Got Out of Prison

raiderpdog · Post by **raiderpdog** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:38 pm

Double Wide Romance (Don't Git No Better)

raiderpdog · Post by **raiderpdog** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:45 pm

On Second Thought, Your Mama Ain't Too Bad Herself

raiderpdog · Post by **raiderpdog** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:46 pm

Don't Bother Me (Fishing Is On The TV)

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:52 pm

Restraining Order Blues

I need a Good Country Music Song Name.