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cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 5:21 pm

I Went to a Family Reunion to Reminisce with My Ex-wives

Four Hundred Children and a Crop in the Field

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 5:27 pm

you broke my heart when you left, because you stole my horse

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:10 pm

i will love you till the cows come home (then its all about daisy)

raiderpdog · Post by **raiderpdog** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:37 pm

Don't Treat My Heart Like Jerky

Michael L · Post by **Michael L** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:38 pm

Let's Have a Threesome with my Dog in the Pickup

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:57 pm

im wearing a cowboy hat and boots but i drive a chevy.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:57 pm

on the wagon (staring at a horses anus)

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:59 pm

just me and my six string (but i only need one to strangle you)

i need Help · Post by **i need Help** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 6:30 am

You were by my side but now you’re gone (finally)

MadDogE134 · Post by **MadDogE134** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 6:54 am

Daddy's beatin' Mama's ass again but she shouldn't have gotten drunk and jumped on him. Will she ever learn? (reprise)

MadDogE134 · Post by **MadDogE134** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 7:00 am

doin' time for stealin' women's luggage at the local airport... again

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 9:10 am

Harvest Mooning

PatchAdamz · Post by **PatchAdamz** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 11:11 am

You Broke My Heart So I Married Your Sister

kritikon · Post by **kritikon** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 10:20 pm

Honey, it breaks my heart but I have to sell yo ass to pay to pay grandmaw's bail

Michael L · Post by **Michael L** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 11:03 pm

Gotta Boner fer ma Sister who's a Moaner

I need a Good Country Music Song Name.