Auto-Tune inventor Dr. Andy Hildebrand wins Grammy and celebrates with limited time promo price

[DCrown]

This thread is better than any movie, very entertaining, full of drama and people who want to make you see the world through their eyes and telling that there must be something wrong with your eyes at the same time.

[revvy]

[jens]

I had no idea Justin could smile.

[revvy]

I had no idea Justin could smile.

He read the thread, f**king cracked him up.

[revvy]

If anyone in this thread has actually got AT Pro X and is willing to answer an operational question over PM, please lemme know here or PM me. Ta.

[jamcat]

Back to the topic of Auto-Tune winning a Grammy, hasn’t Auto-Tune actually won every Grammy for the past 25 years?

[jens]

That is really an ignorant thing to ask - it means you have absolutely no clue - this for instance is one of the winners this year (nominated in four categories, won one):

[vurt]

It's proven that it's better to let kids play in the dirt. It's also a sign of the times that in Western civilization parents are over-cautious and don't want their kids to play in the dirt, they want their kids to grow up in a super clean overpolished (faked) world. It's a natural fact that the world isn't super clean per se and kids need some dirt, dust, mud and germs to strengthen their immune system to reduce the risk of diseases and and allergies.

Some people obviously think that music has been enhanced the last 25 years by producing over polished lifeless tracks.

COMPRESS a song to death, kill all the DYNAMICS, throw Distressor on every track! . Is there sum hum NOISE? , Izotope RX!!! Delete every plugin that adds hum or gear noise, don't wanna find it in a folder again, what do I see, CLA 76? with noise engaged? Use Distressor, isn't that what I told you, Distressor!!! You know the final procedure, make it louder than possible, we have a big choice of LIMITERS, maybe use three our four and not just on 2 bus! And QUANTIZATION, I want it everwhere for that robotic feel, kill everything that is natural, our studio - well, my bedroom - is called "plastic studio" for a good reason! I heard an "S", did you hear the "S", too? I would love to kill every "s" in the world. DE-ESS!!! Don't want LYRICS with any s any more, wt@ do we need new lyrics in every song, why lyrics at all? There are some parts where the singer is out of TUNE, we don't have time for a 2nd take, what? There were more than 40 TAKES of Beat it vocals?? Time is money! MJ was rich or let us say he was supported and sponsored, money thus also time didn't matter and Quincy & Co. didn't have to compete with 99.999 new releases every day! The song is 3 and a half MINUTES! , what did I tell you about time and money, do you think people have the nerve and time to listen more than 2,5 minutes to one song? Cut it down to two minutes!The time it took me to write this message, we could have produced 2 songs! Hurry up!
Throw Autotune on the out of tune vocals like every time, we do what the majority does, we pretend our system is democratic, but it's adapted, it's uniformity and repetition, comunism has taken over music business! What? It's not a good SINGER? I will show you how to make him a good singer and if correction does not work, we will use it as an effect to distract from his not existing TALENT.
Dr. Autotune Frankenstein has created a monster! It has become a virus! A super clean virus (the most dangerous ones) , but infecting, expanding and sickening music productions and my ears.
Hey! Is there some dust on my pc screen?

are you channeling joyce?

[jens]

He just seem ultra-bitter for some reason. My guess is his music never managed to make any impact despite his keenest and most desperate efforts and now he wants to blame Autotune and society for the lack of interest in it. The ways in which we deal with congnitive dissonance are often quite bizarre.

[Bombadil]

That's it. Ad hominem attack without addressing the substance. I'm really impressed.

[revvy]

the substance

Not sure if serious

[jens]

That's it. Ad hominem attack without addressing the substance. I'm really impressed.

Your definition of "substance" must be quite an unusual one.

[donkey tugger]

There's got to be some kind of 'substance' involved. My guess is the wild love-wood.

[revvy]

are you channeling joyce?

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

[jens]

the substance

Not sure if serious

I think he is. Regardless of how outrageous, dumb, absurd and utterly removed from logic, sense and reality a statement you may ever make: there will always be people agreeing with you and some even believing you just said the wisest thing ever.