Five months later, they still hadn't been able to fulfill my order. Apparently Asus were having trouble getting all the components for them, as they were out of stock locally, too. Last month I found one on eBay, also in the UK, and made an offer equivalent to what I was going to pay on Amazon, which was accepted. Because eBay sucks, they conned the seller into sending it with their global shipping programme, which meant it took a month to get here. Worse still, it arrived with a cracked screen.
I was starting to think the universe didn't want me to have one of these machines but I went through the process of requesting a return through eBay, so I'd at least get my money back. After I sent them a couple of photos of the damage, I got an email back almost straight away assuring me that the return would be accepted/authorised but that I'd have to wait a few days while their process ground on.
Meanwhile, the seller was hassling me to post the laptop back to her but I was worried that without the return shipping label from eBay, I might end up being stuck with the Au$150-$200 that it would have cost to post it back, so I stalled.
Good thing I did because this morning I got official notification of the request was "closed in my favour", that a full refund would be issued to me within 48 hours and the seller would have her postage costs refunded, too. But I still wasn't sure what was going on with return postage, so i go tin touch with eBay, spoke to some call centre flunky in The Philippines, who checked the files and told me that everything was settled and I was not required to return the Au$3700 laptop I had in my possession. Needless to say I double-checked that she had understood me and I had understood here and she had, as had I.
All of which is to say that I just got a brand new Au$3700 laptop, with warranty, for the cost of a screen repair. It's only the outer glass, not the screen itself, so I expect it to cost less than $200. That's less than $200 for a brand new one of these -

