There is a top 5, you just don't want to believe--and thus, you will never achieve Real Ultimate Power.
ULTIMATE TOP 5 VIRTUAL INSTRUMENTS
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- KVRAF
- 4536 posts since 12 Jan, 2019
Doing nothing is only fun when you have something you are supposed to do.
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- KVRAF
- 5377 posts since 25 Jan, 2014 from The End of The World as We Knowit
Like the angels and archangels who are closer to God but also appear on Earth, some synths are closer to the Ultimate Synth but also exist on this Earthly Plane.
Those who have eyes to see and ears to hear know the names of the Top 5, but their true identity is hidden from the profane masses.
F E E D
Y O U R
F L O W
Y O U R
F L O W
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- GRRRRRRR!
- 17690 posts since 14 Jun, 2001 from Somewhere you're not!
Except there are four more places to fill.
The thing with a Top 5 VSTi chart is that it's like the Billboard charts - constantly changing as things go in and out of fashion. In this analogy, One Ping Only is the equivalent of Joe Dolce's "Shaddap You Face".
Anyway, my Top 5 for the week ending 22 July 2023 goes something like this -
bx_oberhausen
Union
TRK-01 Bass
Olga
Spire
The thing with a Top 5 VSTi chart is that it's like the Billboard charts - constantly changing as things go in and out of fashion. In this analogy, One Ping Only is the equivalent of Joe Dolce's "Shaddap You Face".
Anyway, my Top 5 for the week ending 22 July 2023 goes something like this -
bx_oberhausen
Union
TRK-01 Bass
Olga
Spire
NOVAkILL : Legion GO, AMD Z1x, 16GB RAM, Win11 | Audient EVO 8 | Lumi Keys | Studio Pro 8
Korg Odyssey, bx-oberhausen, Proxima, PolyMax, GR8, JP6K, Union, Atomika,
Invader 2, Flow Motion, Olga, TRK 01, Thorn, Spire, VG Iron
Korg Odyssey, bx-oberhausen, Proxima, PolyMax, GR8, JP6K, Union, Atomika,
Invader 2, Flow Motion, Olga, TRK 01, Thorn, Spire, VG Iron
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- KVRAF
- 2851 posts since 10 Jul, 2008 from Orbit SW US
Ultimate Top Five is tough. Definitely both One Ping Only and This plug in but after that everything pales in comparison.
Maybe Reaktor is almost that good. it's in my regular top 1...
Maybe Reaktor is almost that good. it's in my regular top 1...
gadgets an gizmos..make noise~crystalawareness.bandcamp.com/ soundcloud.com/crystalawareness Restocked: 5/2026
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if this post is edited -it was for punctuation, grammar, or to make it coherent (or make me seem coherent).
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- KVRAF
- 2596 posts since 17 Apr, 2004
Crapsynth
Meowsynth
Delay Lama
Sicksynth
Beepmap
Meowsynth
Delay Lama
Sicksynth
Beepmap
Voted KVR's resident drunk Robert Smith impersonator (thanks Frantz!)
https://open.spotify.com/artist/2myYesRBRgQB3LkZzEYdt5 | https://soundcloud.com/steevm/
https://open.spotify.com/artist/2myYesRBRgQB3LkZzEYdt5 | https://soundcloud.com/steevm/
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- KVRAF
- 5147 posts since 13 Jul, 2004 from Earth
My favorites are:
1. The one I prefer to use one day.
2. The one I prefer to use the second day.
3. The one I prefer to use the Third day.
4 and 5 are just Meh. and can easily be replaced with number One, Two or Three on that list.
1. The one I prefer to use one day.
2. The one I prefer to use the second day.
3. The one I prefer to use the Third day.
4 and 5 are just Meh. and can easily be replaced with number One, Two or Three on that list.
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- addled muppet weed
- 111238 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
years back, my mum used to get some frozen kebabs, think they were from asda? as long as you didn't bother with the vegetables/salad, they weren't bad.Bunny_boy wrote: Mon Jul 24, 2023 8:47 pmThats because frozen kebabs rank just above frozen Yorkshire puddings in the wrongness stakes.kritikon wrote: Mon Jul 24, 2023 8:39 pm Iceland dinners were what I lived on for night shifts for a few years, them and the 24-hr kebab shop across the road from the hospital. I have fond and very unhealthy memories of Iceland. Strangely, Iceland didn't sell frozen kebabs...
Top 5 best ever frozen dinners?
not the same as a proper kebab, but nice enough when you got in from school or the pub. or after a day at school, that ended in the pub
i enjoyed the last few years of school
full beard at 14, getting served in the albion at lunch 
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- addled muppet weed
- 111238 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
personally i think it's more like ...BONES wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 7:20 am Except there are four more places to fill.
The thing with a Top 5 VSTi chart is that it's like the Billboard charts - constantly changing as things go in and out of fashion. In this analogy, One Ping Only is the equivalent of Joe Dolce's "Shaddap You Face".
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- KVRAF
- 2851 posts since 10 Jul, 2008 from Orbit SW US
Aw shux, i forgot Delay Lama, that would be my number 4.
gadgets an gizmos..make noise~crystalawareness.bandcamp.com/ soundcloud.com/crystalawareness Restocked: 5/2026
if this post is edited -it was for punctuation, grammar, or to make it coherent (or make me seem coherent).
if this post is edited -it was for punctuation, grammar, or to make it coherent (or make me seem coherent).
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- KVRAF
- 2596 posts since 17 Apr, 2004
They're all great, probably all you'd ever need!CrystalWizard wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:48 pmAw shux, i forgot Delay Lama, that would be my number 4.
Voted KVR's resident drunk Robert Smith impersonator (thanks Frantz!)
https://open.spotify.com/artist/2myYesRBRgQB3LkZzEYdt5 | https://soundcloud.com/steevm/
https://open.spotify.com/artist/2myYesRBRgQB3LkZzEYdt5 | https://soundcloud.com/steevm/
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gentleclockdivider gentleclockdivider https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=203660 - Banned
- 6787 posts since 22 Mar, 2009 from gent
1-G -force : The legend of zelda 2( a link to the past)
2-native instruments :The elder scrolls 3
3-u-he :Streetfighter 2 Turbo
4-hrastprogrammer : Tetris
5-TAL: Halflife 2
2-native instruments :The elder scrolls 3
3-u-he :Streetfighter 2 Turbo
4-hrastprogrammer : Tetris
5-TAL: Halflife 2
Eyeball exchanging
Soul calibrating ..frequencies
Soul calibrating ..frequencies
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- KVRAF
- 8674 posts since 24 May, 2002 from Tutukaka, New Zealand
Wasn't it Joe Dolce that kept Vienna out of the No.1 spot in the UK? Never forgive him for that piece of infamy...BONES wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 7:20 am Except there are four more places to fill.
The thing with a Top 5 VSTi chart is that it's like the Billboard charts - constantly changing as things go in and out of fashion. In this analogy, One Ping Only is the equivalent of Joe Dolce's "Shaddap You Face".
Anyway, my Top 5 for the week ending 22 July 2023 goes something like this -
bx_oberhausen
Union
TRK-01 Bass
Olga
Spire
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- KVRAF
- 2285 posts since 20 Dec, 2002 from The Benighted States of Trumpistan
Such lists are completely dependent upon time, and therefore impossible. Might as well start a "Greatest Hits of All Time" compilation before all of time before time ends. (After which, there's no time to appreciate them.) "Shut up and play yer guitar" is a better use of your, err, time.
Wait... loot _then_ burn? D'oh!