the really bad song titles thread?

[thecontrolcentre]

Horny Dog

[Aloysius]

If you're going to San Francisco be sure to wear a bullet proof vest and a helmet on your head.

[PatchAdamz]

Give My Regards to Broads

[harryupbabble]

The Balls of Summer

the balls of gordon sumner

[harryupbabble]

that's not a gargoyle (that's my girlfriend)

that's not a tail (but it's mine)

my package is too big for the post office

i always feel like (somebody's washing me)

[harryupbabble]

one too many (natural born salad tosser)

[Bunny_boy]

This harming tan

Every meth you take

Gnod only knows

Bring The Toys

[vurt]

that's when i saw her (shittin in a bin)

[PatchAdamz]

Let's Get Meta-Physical

[harryupbabble]

glove me two times, light my tire

[harryupbabble]

that's when i saw her (shittin in a bin)

hahaha
who?
dolly parton?

[harryupbabble]

i vaguely remember dolly (saying shittin with an accent)

[vurt]

that's when i saw her (shittin in a bin)

hahaha
who?
dolly parton?

i don't actually remember her name.
was a tv show, about a place called harpurhey, a bit of a shit hole area in north manchester. i lived in moston, next "village" over, there was a launderette on the show, and in one episode, a woman walked in off the street, dropped her pants and dropped off a little brown fish too.

it was after this, i found a new laundering service.

[PatchAdamz]

IN A GADDA DA SANTIS

[harryupbabble]

william shat near george takei (oh my)