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? ? ? · Post by **? ? ?** » Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:16 pm

BONES wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 5:05 am all dance music is f**king awful. Everyone knows that.

Everyone? You mean the millions that have attended raves and club shows? All the DJs that made a living spinning and mixing dance music? Is that everyone you're talking about?

That's why they take drugs before they listen to it.

yea that's hilarious bones.
Speaking of drugs, you should take some. It'll loosen up your tie.

most genres of dance music came out of the genre I work in

Oh is that right? So what differentiates you from the dickheads? Do you play an actual 909 as opposed to using Rebirth? When you press the keys on a synth, do you press with more finesse and precision? Do you twist and turn knobs with faster frequency and better accracy? Is it because you say GRRRRR when you edit in your daw that you are exempt from dickhead status?
Do you like disco bones? Do you like watching john travolta walk in saturday night fever? How about the bee gees, do you like the bee gees? I like the bee gees. I also like chocolate chip cookies dipped in ice cream.
Do you like ice cream bones? Vanilla? Chocolate? Rainbow sherbet?

That's your assumption

No it's called literacy.

mine is that he has no experience at all and thinks MDH is a genre that requires special ninja skills no-one working in any other genre has, which is clearly not the case.

You know what's really interesring about this is I don't remember asking your opinion.

chk071 · Post by **chk071** » Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:19 pm

BONES wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 5:05 am Well of course not, all dance music is f**king awful. Everyone knows that. That's why they take drugs before they listen to it.

That was brilliant.

Not that far off though, if you take a look (or, rather, listen) to a lot of today's "dance music"... Not that I ever was a fan of that movement, but, at least, back in the days, the music was pretty decent.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm

the drugs were better too.

Bombadil · Post by **Bombadil** » Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:45 pm

Didn't Pink Floyd have an album called 'Great Dance Songs?' Drugs, Dance music....worked for me!

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Sep 21, 2023 7:13 pm

Bombadil wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:45 pm Didn't Pink Floyd have an album called 'Great Dance Songs?' Drugs, Dance music....worked for me!

i can take or leave the dance music...

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Sep 21, 2023 7:18 pm

? ? ? wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:16 pm
BONES wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 5:05 am all dance music is f**king awful. Everyone knows that.
Everyone?

how to nouveau milk, take one petshopboys track (stems) in to your host of choice.
add distortion to lead, bass, drums and any pads.
shout about the human virus and robot overlords.
you are now hovis brill.

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Thu Sep 21, 2023 7:25 pm

vurt wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 7:18 pm
? ? ? wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:16 pm
BONES wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 5:05 am all dance music is f**king awful. Everyone knows that.
Everyone?
how to nouveau milk, take one petshopboys track (stems) in to your host of choice.
add distortion to lead, bass, drums and any pads.
shout about the human virus and robot overlords.
you are now hovis brill.

Don't diss the Krill, maaan.

novakrill.jpg

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Sep 21, 2023 7:41 pm

nah it's fine, bones likes the banter. he can take it

(oo er missus)

Agg · Post by **Agg** » Thu Sep 21, 2023 8:15 pm

darkarchitech wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 3:59 pm I was wondering if anyone knows of any forums that are more dedicated to Minimal Deep House and Minimal Tech-House production?

Most forums I find online are geared towards the mainstream genres of electronic music and a lot of the advice and tips they give there are not much help when trying to produce the types of genres I am interested in.

I've produced for a couple decades now and finally got my own releases in these genres, but I have never actually discussed any kinds of techniques or anything with anyone in person or online, and at this point it could be really beneficial to learn some new tips and tricks to add to my tool belt.

Any help is appreciated, thanks in advance.

No idea about minimal or tech house, but probably same as any other electronic genre - Reddit / other social media / Discord servers. Some established people do production streams on Twitch/Yt afaik (and might interact with the chat idk).

BONES · Post by **BONES** » Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:49 am

? ? ? wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:16 pmEveryone? You mean the millions that have attended raves and club shows?

Everyone knows you have be on drugs to enjoy that shit, proof positive that it is actually awful.

All the DJs that made a living spinning and mixing dance music? Is that everyone you're talking about?

Joe Dolce made a f**king fortune from Shaddap You Face, that doesn't make it anything less than utterly woeful.

jethrobull · Post by **jethrobull** » Fri Sep 22, 2023 2:08 am

Uncle E · Post by **Uncle E** » Fri Sep 22, 2023 2:30 am

darkarchitech wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 3:59 pm I was wondering if anyone knows of any forums that are more dedicated to Minimal Deep House and Minimal Tech-House production?

I love these genres. Try NI's forum. Some big tech house producers were using Maschine when it was first released.

FWIW, I talked to Fred Everything and Justin Martin a few times, and I can tell you that they were big on hardware and analog synths back then.

? ? ? · Post by **? ? ?** » Fri Sep 22, 2023 2:46 am

BONES wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:49 am Everyone knows you have be on drugs to enjoy that shit

There you again speaking for "everyone". If you would please grab a pen and note pad and go around the world to have everyone sign their agreement that one has to be on drugs to enjoy dance music, that would be greatly appreciated. Until then....

proof positive that it is actually awful.

...nope. No proof. Just one man's opinion. Heck even if 300 KVR members agreed with you it's still not *everybody*. Just 300 men going through menopause.

??? wrote:All the DJs that made a living spinning and mixing dance music? Is that everyone you're talking about?
Joe Dolce made a f**king fortune from Shaddap You Face, that doesn't make it anything less than utterly woeful.

You didn't answer my question.

Benedict · Post by **Benedict** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 1:24 am

Thanks Bones

BTW: Bones' band made/makes Electronic Body Music (EBM). EBM is important as a precursor to Techno. EBM was a fusion of Punk, New Wave (ArtRock) and Disco. Therefore he does know all the basics of any/all EDM.

As for the rest of that vile bile. I'm out.
:-I

But not before I say I think this is a cool song, it is fun

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 12:50 pm

dammit. now im picturing bones in hot pants and roller skates.

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