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vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:17 pm

funkynuts wrote:
Gargoyle wrote:
funkynuts wrote:
vurt wrote:
funkynuts wrote:
vurt wrote:

as the resident muppet i beg to differ

Keep your mitts off my piggy

as the resident muppet i beg to differ

I said ...

Keep your mitts off my Piggy
Better not mention that Ralph, Jack and the rest of the boys already had their way with Piggy then

Keep your paws off piggy

right i didnt want to say this here but your not replying to your pms so.
as the resident muppet pimp,i beg to differ she is mine and at this point in time you owe us two big ones for services rendered

i do not want to have to send round statler and waldorf!

ianweb123 · Post by **ianweb123** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:19 pm

I cant believe I'm not better

Spe3D · Post by **Spe3D** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:19 pm

vurt wrote:

right i didnt want to say this here but your not replying to your pms so.
as the resident muppet pimp,i beg to differ she is mine and at this point in time you owe us two big ones for services rendered
i do not want to have to send round statler and waldorf!

I think miss piggy is an ugly moody tart – you are both welcome to her

Best regards,

Spe3d

:O)

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:21 pm

Spe3D wrote: I think miss piggy is an ugly moody tart – you are both welcome to her

Best regards,

Spe3d

:O)

you however owe us more than him,your onto gonzo and crazy harry,its too late for payments now.

ianweb123 · Post by **ianweb123** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:21 pm

ianweb123 wrote:I cant believe I'm not better

I'm sorry that should have said..
I can't believe I'm not butter..

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:25 pm

"I'm Better"

I'm better than a poke in the eye
Better than a kick in the nuts
Better than castration with piano wire
No ifs, ands, or buts!

I'm better than a kick in the teeth
Better than napalm in the ass
Better than anything beyond belief
Better than a bad case of gas!

(c) 2004 Wooly Loach Productions. All rights reserved, so there.

See what happens when I drink and post?

Spe3D · Post by **Spe3D** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:27 pm

vurt wrote:
you however owe us more than him,your onto gonzo and crazy harry,its too late for payments now.

Found this

http://muppets.go.com/main.html

Best regards,

Spe3d

:O)

ianweb123 · Post by **ianweb123** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:29 pm

woolyloach wrote:See what happens when I drink and post?

I'm still struggling to get Arrrse to rhyme with Gas.. Must be an english thing

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:32 pm

ianweb123 wrote:
woolyloach wrote:See what happens when I drink and post?
I'm still struggling to get Arrrse to rhyme with Gas.. Must be an english thing

Sorry, it's a US-specific rhyme.

I'll have to rewrite it for the international market!

ianweb123 · Post by **ianweb123** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:35 pm

woolyloach wrote:
ianweb123 wrote:
woolyloach wrote:See what happens when I drink and post?
I'm still struggling to get Arrrse to rhyme with Gas.. Must be an english thing
Sorry, it's a US-specific rhyme.

I'll have to rewrite it for the international market!

Mind you theres some northern twhats on here that might disagree..

Col.G · Post by **Col.G** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:59 pm

I am the best on my cellblock.

Lunch Money · Post by **Lunch Money** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:01 am

farlukar wrote:I'm a better guitar player than Jimi Hendrix. Or Stevie Ray Vaughan. Or Hillel Slovak, or Jerry Garcia, Kurt Cobain, Johnny Ramone... and lots more.

OK, I'll give you Kurt Cobain and Johnny Ramone...

As for me, I'm better at guitar than Stevie Wonder, but not quite as good at it as Dolly Parton.

I'm better at writing than 99% of English-speakers. I am also quite mighty, indeed, at the board game "Settlers of Catan". I'm not a bad player at Scrabble, either.

Greg

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:57 am

I can play drums better than Robert Fripp. I can play drums better than Yo Yo Ma. I can play drums better than Curt Cobain. I can play drums better than f**king Elvis!!!!!

So There.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:12 am

herodotus wrote: . I like f**king Elvis and Yo Mama!!!!!

So There.

mystahr · Post by **mystahr** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:18 am

If being mental is better then I am .....

Who are you better than?