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Sicklecell666 · Post by **Sicklecell666** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 3:04 pm

You left my words out, you flacid bedpan..

Squids · Post by **Squids** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 3:27 pm

Sicklecell666 wrote:You left my words out, you flacid bedpan..

I left a lot of words out. But I left most of your lame words in. Look again.

Studiodad · Post by **Studiodad** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 3:45 pm

This whole thread kind of reminds me of a bit from a Monty Python album. Eric Idle starts out, "Are you embarrassed easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about. It's all part of growing up and being British." Here's the whole sketch:
http://www.phespirit.info/montypython/a ... easily.htm

How could we pass up "tits, winkle, grunties, and Wankle rotary engine".

The "Australian Table Wines" sketch from the same site is pretty hilarious too.

Sicklecell666 · Post by **Sicklecell666** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 3:46 pm

Squids wrote:
Sicklecell666 wrote:You left my words out, you flacid bedpan..

I left a lot of words out. But I left most of your lame words in. Look again.

I must not be very astute..

There you go..have another one..

Astute

An employer I had a while back told me that once..I almost threw a rod & put him in the hospital, so "Astute" is definately a Lame-Ass word..

Even if it does manage to describe me quite well..

hao nao · Post by **hao nao** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:06 pm

ooh, some goods ones up the thread, esp. toiletries and roughage

flan had me puzzled because I remember typing "flan -- are we supposed to eat that?" but maybe I canceled the post ... clueless had already entered it anyway

but "chai" meaning overpriced tea polluted with spices -- and when people actually say "chai" out loud

:froth:

gaaa!!! and here I have typed it twice -- I need to go have some real tea with milk and sugar and lie down for a while

Squids · Post by **Squids** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:55 pm

surcharge
discharge

and this one is Rob's:

Breadth

Mighty_Hero · Post by **Mighty_Hero** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:56 pm

wireless cable

Squids · Post by **Squids** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:20 pm

Mighty_Hero wrote:wireless cable

Nothing wrong with those words. The companies that offer it are a whole other story.

Studiodad · Post by **Studiodad** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:48 pm

Wireless cable, jumbo shrimp. Sounds like George Carlin material!

Squids · Post by **Squids** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:22 am

Studiodad wrote:Wireless cable, jumbo shrimp. Sounds like George Carlin material!

I don't get that. Maybe I missed that Carlin bit. The one about the list of words you can't say on television though is pretty good.

Studiodad · Post by **Studiodad** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:27 am

JUMBO shrimp.

I also liked SCTV's parody of Carlin. "You know what's strange? There's red wine and white wine. But no green wine. There's green grapes....but no green wine......wierd!"

SCTV was underrated IMHO.

Chugga Chugga · Post by **Chugga Chugga** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:05 pm

nutsadamus wrote: cleavage

There is no way that cleavage is lame.... firm, deep, well rounded and fun maybe... but not lame.!!

ahem..

Squids · Post by **Squids** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 3:42 am

Qualms
Dungarees

Squids · Post by **Squids** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 3:42 am

Studiodad wrote:JUMBO shrimp.

I also liked SCTV's parody of Carlin. "You know what's strange? There's red wine and white wine. But no green wine. There's green grapes....but no green wine......wierd!"

SCTV was underrated IMHO.

You're right. There's no green wine????

Ben H · Post by **Ben H** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 5:04 am

Hey all,

I think "wad" is a lame word.

But then you get the combi's like "flem-wad," "dim-wad," "d*ck-wad," "tight-wad" etc and it just becomes even more tragic as a word.

Actually what about "grouse?" Now there's a word I am happy to leave back in the 80s!

Ben H

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