I expected butter from you Arturia

[cryophonik]

Christmas is coming and I was hoping they'd send me some tasty homemade butter or maybe some other nice dairy products as a thanks for all the Arturia software and hardware I've purchased. After all, France is the leading consumer of butter in the entire world and they pretty much live off cheese and wine, right? They've already emulated 98% of all synths ever made and conquered hardware synths with that insanely powerful PolyBrute 12, so why not try a new challenge and churn some butter, or make a nice Camembert cheese, or maybe try their hand at yogurt? I mean, geez, c'mon Arturia!

[foosnark]

You can't believe it's not butter?

[Raketenbauer]

No butter? That's bitter! Maybe it gets better?

[svrc]

Butter in europe is expensivie lately, so i wouldn't expect that Arturia will give it to you just like that.

[lotus2035]

I bought Irish 'Butter' in LIDL one day expecting something like KerryGold but it tasted like margarine.

[svrc]

I bought Irish 'Butter' in LIDL one day expecting something like KerryGold but it tasted like margarine.

Sorry to hear that

[seangm]

I expected margarine, but was surprised with real butter

[Bunny_boy]

You can't believe it's not butter?

f**k me, that's marge!

[vurt]

im a kerrygold man meself.

[Jac459]

As a french emigrated to Asia, I can tell you that french can't be trusted.

In particulars these f**kers from Arturia.

While every normally constituted ambitious french IT professionals has a duty to bury him/herself in Paris, basically the dump of France, to slowly die, these asshole from Arturia created a successful international company from... Grenoble.

For those who don't know or for those tourists who only visited Paris (which I should ignore as it proves how stupid they are), Grenoble is a great place.

It is basically a place where people are polite, educated and welcoming. It is so well placed that you could in a day, ski in the Alps, swim in the Mediterranean sea, visit Italy and Switzerland.

So how could you expect butter from people like that.... They are too busy being happy assholes.

I hate them.

Jac-jealous-459.

[revvy]

Tempura?

I expected batter from you Arturia.

[skipscada]

It's coming. I believe they will include it in a pack called "3 dairy products you'll actually use" (no margarine, obviously). Will probably be great for bread and butter sounds.

[VariKusBrainZ]

[martiu]

i check my mail box every day for some fine french butter from Arturia with no luck, i was hopping 2025 will be their year of redemption

[zerocrossing]

Arturia is just the company that sells butter churns. It’s up to you to add the cream and start churning.