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cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 3:48 am

Call yourself “A Horse With What?”

lotus2035 · Post by **lotus2035** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 3:49 am

DJ All my potential fans will have died of old age before I pick a name.

funky lime · Post by **funky lime** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 3:50 am

just use your real name. that has worked well for a lot of people. it's less try-hard and takes literally zero effort. then you'll have no more excuse

Touch The Universe · Post by **Touch The Universe** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 6:20 am

Just use your real name until you decide.

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 6:40 am

HREQ would be fine imho ...

Sonic Illusions · Post by **Sonic Illusions** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 8:03 am

Vidal Says Soon

Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 9:49 am

John Digweed
Paul van Dyk
Sasha
Ferry Corsten
Armin van Buuren

I think these would work as DJ names? I'm not sure

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 9:50 am

A minor van Buuren

revvy · Post by **revvy** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 9:59 am

This whole ‘12 years (and counting)’ thing is one of KVR’s best and longest running pieces of performance art.

Well done OP.

Bombadil · Post by **Bombadil** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 11:32 am

And yet? Life goes on!

Dirtgrain · Post by **Dirtgrain** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 1:01 pm

Callous Dan

djanthonyw · Post by **djanthonyw** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 1:16 pm

“12 Years Later” sounds good.

Dirtgrain · Post by **Dirtgrain** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 8:07 pm

Chafing on the Vibe

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 8:19 pm

armin van hire

osiris · Post by **osiris** » Sun Sep 07, 2025 8:20 pm

I've always wanted to call myself Various Artists. Then I'd be perpetually on a chart somewhere. Rolling in dat Spotify $$$.

12 years now I haven't picked producer name