Believe me, Chase -- falling in love with a female (preferably about your own age) is fine and good, but Michael Jackson is a prime example of why the rest of that plan is a really bad idea.Chase wrote:- My main goal is to meet a female and fall in love with her, followed by a lot of children.
who are we
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- Skunk Mod
- 21249 posts since 10 Jun, 2004 from Pony Pasture
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- KVRAF
- 10597 posts since 13 Jun, 2004 from Alberto Balsam
yes except jesus was a bit of a wanker.clueless wrote:just like jesusChase wrote:I believe that passing on my bloodline is the closest thing to achieving immortality
"Carothers"?
fop
Ironically im probably going to change my name to get away from my family..
P.S. fop?
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- KVRAF
- 1530 posts since 20 Apr, 2005 from southsubchicago
i'm afraid to answer any of these questions 'cause you might not like me...
my kids like me and that's what i'm most concerned with, but i'm completly paranoid....can you tell?
cracks me up i was reading and enjoying this thread and then realized it was 3 yrs. old...ha ha ..
(edit) i really wanna see a pic of "blue mom"
rg
my kids like me and that's what i'm most concerned with, but i'm completly paranoid....can you tell?
cracks me up i was reading and enjoying this thread and then realized it was 3 yrs. old...ha ha ..
(edit) i really wanna see a pic of "blue mom"
rg
KVR: come for the music, stay for the polemics and grammar lessons...
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- KVRAF
- 7879 posts since 16 Apr, 2003 from -on the outside looking in
ross g wrote:i'm afraid to answer any of these questions 'cause you might not like me...
my kids like me and that's what i'm most concerned with, but i'm completly paranoid....can you tell?
cracks me up i was reading and enjoying this thread and then realized it was 3 yrs. old...ha ha ..
(edit) i really wanna see a pic of "blue mom"
rg
..what goes around comes around..
- KVRAF
- 4546 posts since 12 Jan, 2019
Who am I? I've long been asking myself that question. After an early start in life as an after-school hamster groomer, I soon found myself graduating to lion mane grooming, with a specialty in braiding.
Now, that was what I did--not who I am. Here's the rub: in that time of lion mane braiding, I came to a foundational realization about life that defined me ever since. Lion mane grooming and hamster grooming are fundamentally the same thing. Mind blown, I set out in life to find what else was like hamster grooming. Hint: everything!
Cleaning up the backyard of dog poop, there I was, sifting the turds from the leaves, and . . . hamster grooming. Doing calculus homework, manipulating equations with derivatives and integrals . . . hamster grooming. Mixing my sick tracks in Ableton Live, EQ-ing here, saturating there . . . hamster grooming.
You ask who I am? I sift the turds from the leaves everywhere I go--it's what I do, and who I am is a guy who knows that's all there is to life.
Now, that was what I did--not who I am. Here's the rub: in that time of lion mane braiding, I came to a foundational realization about life that defined me ever since. Lion mane grooming and hamster grooming are fundamentally the same thing. Mind blown, I set out in life to find what else was like hamster grooming. Hint: everything!
Cleaning up the backyard of dog poop, there I was, sifting the turds from the leaves, and . . . hamster grooming. Doing calculus homework, manipulating equations with derivatives and integrals . . . hamster grooming. Mixing my sick tracks in Ableton Live, EQ-ing here, saturating there . . . hamster grooming.
You ask who I am? I sift the turds from the leaves everywhere I go--it's what I do, and who I am is a guy who knows that's all there is to life.
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Doing nothing is only fun when you have something you are supposed to do.
- addled muppet weed
- 111274 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
smoke a phatty for all those we miss
so many names from the past in here.
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- KVRian
- 534 posts since 18 Mar, 2002 from france
I am xoxos
galaxy rayyys! powerful.
- something special
- 8627 posts since 16 Mar, 2002 from Birmingham, Alabama
good heavens, I remember chatting with you late one Friday night on the good ol' irc kvr channel back in 2002! you were just a young lad
so many names and memories in this thread..I'm embarrassed though, at my post.