KVR Audio

bermudagold · Post by **bermudagold** » Wed May 20, 2026 9:31 pm

"Previous sound is gone forever...for it was never anyone's to keep"

enCiphered · Post by **enCiphered** » Wed May 20, 2026 10:23 pm

Impermanence is cool until the client asks for revisions. And how to INIT the patch?

zerocrossing · Post by **zerocrossing** » Thu May 21, 2026 3:03 am

If you spent a second on each sound it would take you 133 years of nonstop auditioning to hear them all.

bermudagold · Post by **bermudagold** » Thu May 21, 2026 3:14 am

zerocrossing wrote: Thu May 21, 2026 3:03 am If you spent a second on each sound it would take you 133 years of nonstop auditioning.

i guess the sound design is so futuristic it will outlive you...talk about value for money lol

BertKoor · Post by **BertKoor** » Thu May 21, 2026 4:59 am

Pair that with that harddisk containing all possible melodies (link pending) and we can stick a forkbin our ass: we're done.

wonshu · Post by **wonshu** » Thu May 21, 2026 12:00 pm

That's like saying there are no more stories to be written because it's all been written before.

Like that sentence I just wrote had already been written in the book with the title "yhue,lxi..ri u.pucvunznlcd" on page 129 of 410 pages on the https://libraryofbabel.info project.

Don't devalue yourself too quickly and definitely don't let the tech bros devalue you!

liquidsound · Post by **liquidsound** » Thu May 21, 2026 12:19 pm

Is that the hardware version of Autogun?

bermudagold · Post by **bermudagold** » Thu May 21, 2026 5:39 pm

liquidsound wrote: Thu May 21, 2026 12:19 pm Is that the hardware version of Autogun?

lol...that's what people said in the comments...also this...memba berries

https://www.kvraudio.com/product/the-el ... ise-by-ugo

liquidsound · Post by **liquidsound** » Thu May 21, 2026 5:59 pm

I use Bird's Sampler to capture Autogun and Synplant sounds and then drag the wav into the ULTRA synth to create amazing wavetables that sounds almost like a sampler and then take those sounds to another level!

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Thu May 21, 2026 6:24 pm

zerocrossing wrote: Thu May 21, 2026 3:03 am If you spent a second on each sound it would take you 133 years of nonstop auditioning to hear them all.

Hmmmm, I'm not so sure about that. I ate some bad gas station sushi once and my GI tract made at least 4 billion sounds in about 3 hours.

elxsound · Post by **elxsound** » Thu May 21, 2026 6:29 pm

f**king novelty.
Obviously not for me.

I’m sure many will buy and make some videos about how great it is before it gets lost in a random drawer (RND DRW).

Examigan · Post by **Examigan** » Thu May 21, 2026 7:25 pm

I thought it was a joke, and so I checked my calendar.
It's way past April 1st...

seangm · Post by **seangm** » Thu May 21, 2026 8:59 pm

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu May 21, 2026 9:14 pm

im waiting on the update, with an extra half billion sounds.

ThoughtExperiment · Post by **ThoughtExperiment** » Thu May 21, 2026 9:54 pm

zerocrossing wrote: Thu May 21, 2026 3:03 am If you spent a second on each sound it would take you 133 years of nonstop auditioning to hear them all.

Best get started then

4.2 BILLION SOUNDS