Wow, I never really noticed you were this big of an ass hole. I guess you and BONES are the same, at least in this sense. Welcome to my ignore list.IvyBirds wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 3:21 amUsing 'open-minded' as a euphemism for having zero standards for actual performance is hilarious. Nice try trying to dress up a glorified karaoke night as high art, thoughzerocrossing wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 2:27 amI guess I just have a much more expansive and open minded view of what I find great in a show.IvyBirds wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 10:40 pmAnd when I go to a show to see live music I want to see live music being played by live musicians. I know many other people who feel the same way
Imagine thinking it's 'open-minded' to defend a band hitting spacebar and miming along to a WAV file. Keep telling yourself you're cultured while you pay triple digits to watch a synchronized iTunes playlist
I guess I just value my money enough to pay for actual live musicianship, but hey—if you like paying hundreds of dollars to watch someone press 'Play' on an iPod and karaoke their way through a set, I love that for you
However don't confuse having an ''open mind" with lowered expectations. It’s not that you're more cultured or open-minded, you’re just easier to please and have lower standards
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- KVRAF
- 18383 posts since 26 Jun, 2006 from San Francisco Bay Area
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- KVRian
- 502 posts since 10 Jan, 2026
Imagine being in a dreary covers band that plays at weddings and thinking you are a high art musician
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machinesworking machinesworking https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=8505
- KVRAF
- 8003 posts since 15 Aug, 2003 from seattle
Hey at least Bones is excitable about plugins he likes and might occasionally point out one that flew under the radar. You know, the whole point of this forum?zerocrossing wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 5:03 am Wow, I never really noticed you were this big of an ass hole. I guess you and BONES are the same, at least in this sense. Welcome to my ignore list.
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machinesworking machinesworking https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=8505
- KVRAF
- 8003 posts since 15 Aug, 2003 from seattle
Seafire Mk2 wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 5:07 am Imagine being in a dreary covers band that plays at weddings and thinking you are a high art musician
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machinesworking machinesworking https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=8505
- KVRAF
- 8003 posts since 15 Aug, 2003 from seattle
With me it's mostly not wanting to A - go broke, and B - get too weird about spending money that I don't enjoy myself. I'm well underpaid in one of the most expensive cities in the USA, and I manage to get by. Too many people I know are 20-50K in debt to credit cards etc.zerocrossing wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 1:49 am I totally use similar logic to justify purchasing things for my music, though I’m not a big drinker. Instead, I’ll think, “that’s what I’d spend on a nice sushi dinner, or movies.” Of course, I eat the nice dinners and see the movies as well.I don’t spend any money on stuff a lot of dudes my age do, though. I’ve got a friend who spends a lot of money on sports and sports memorabilia. They go to Vegas a few times a year and drop a lot on gambling. They’re doctors who work a lot, so they’re not broke, but I’m sure even with all my expensive gear and software, it’s a fraction of what they spend on what really amounts to as entertainment, which is how I view my spending as well, even though I was making a living off it for years.
The main thing is will I use it or is it just appealing because it's cool? I have multiple string and orchestral libraries, and then I reach for UVI String Machines 2 because I prefer the sound. So I'm cut off from orchestral libraries until I start using them in my music. Opus is great, if I need a realistic sounding string run for something I have that covered etc.
All that said I just bought Obliviion Drums. I realize I can get good distorted drums with resampling etc, and I will still do that, but Heavyocity spent weeks sampling etc. so worth it.
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- KVRAF
- 2815 posts since 24 Nov, 2023
Imagine being so utterly miserable and insecure that you have to invent an entire fictional persona just to have something to complain about.Seafire Mk2 wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 5:07 am Imagine being in a dreary covers band that plays at weddings and thinking you are a high art musician
I’ve never once called myself a 'high art musician,' nor do I think I am. I’m literally just a guy who loves the energy of playing live music and supporting other people who do the same. But hey, if pretending I’m some pretentious snob helps you cope with whatever sad, uninspired existence you've got going on, keep writing your little fan fiction
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- KVRAF
- 2815 posts since 24 Nov, 2023
First of all, get your demographics right. I’m Generation X but a boomermachinesworking wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 5:42 amSeafire Mk2 wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 5:07 am Imagine being in a dreary covers band that plays at weddings and thinking you are a high art musicianI'm just gonna say it, boomers with a touch of the tism need to figure that shit out and stop being such utter oblivious train wrecks.
Second, the irony of you crying about other people being 'oblivious train wrecks' while confidently dropping some of the most elitist, painfully ignorant garbage on this forum is staggering. You’re sitting there thinking you’re handing out hard truths, but you just look like an arrogant, try-hard gatekeeper who needs to log off and figure their own miserable life out. Imagine being this pressed over someone else's existence and opinion.
Because what’s my actual sin here? Posting on a forum dedicated to musicians about how much I love seeing people play live music. You’re entirely manufacturing a problem that doesn’t exist
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- KVRAF
- 2815 posts since 24 Nov, 2023
The absolute, staggering hypocrisy of your post is hilarious. You’re whining about the 'whole point of this forum' being to talk about plugins that fly under the radar, yet here you are, wasting your breath crying about me instead of actually talking about plugins.machinesworking wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 5:34 amHey at least Bones is excitable about plugins he likes and might occasionally point out one that flew under the radar. You know, the whole point of this forum?zerocrossing wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 5:03 am Wow, I never really noticed you were this big of an ass hole. I guess you and BONES are the same, at least in this sense. Welcome to my ignore list.![]()
Furthermore, you have to be completely blind or willfully lying to claim I don't do exactly that. I talk about gear and plugins,, including ones that fly under the radar all the time—literally right here in this thread. But I guess it’s easier for you to fabricate a completely false narrative than it is to actually read and be honest
- KVRian
- 502 posts since 10 Jan, 2026
Glad that's cleared up. Now we know we can ignore your constant drivel.IvyBirds wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 6:46 am I’ve never once called myself a 'high art musician,' nor do I think I am.
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- KVRAF
- 2321 posts since 23 Sep, 2004 from Kocmoc
And as a Finnish guy, I'm naked and drunk before the Sauna is even warm!concealed identity wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:50 amAlso, it's a saunastoopicus wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:10 amewwconcealed identity wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:03 amI think we're all in it.stoopicus wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 3:36 amReally they should just get a roomandrelafosse wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 2:41 am Bones and Ivy have WAY more in common than they have differences.
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- KVRian
- 1403 posts since 7 Oct, 2023 from Tokyo
Good. You can be our distraction while the rest of us run.legendCNCD wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 10:52 amAnd as a Finnish guy, I'm naked and drunk before the Sauna is even warm!concealed identity wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:50 amAlso, it's a saunastoopicus wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:10 amewwconcealed identity wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:03 amI think we're all in it.stoopicus wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 3:36 amReally they should just get a roomandrelafosse wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 2:41 am Bones and Ivy have WAY more in common than they have differences.![]()
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- KVRAF
- 2815 posts since 24 Nov, 2023
Awesome, you haven't even linked a single track to your own profile, so why are you acting like some misunderstood musical genius hiding in the shadows?dwringer wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 1:04 pm Well, I can see why some people are afraid to link their personal music to their KVR forum identity![]()
Besides, newsflash: KVR isn't your personal SoundCloud or some amateur talent show where people go to get patted on the back for their mediocre bedroom beats. It’s a forum for discussing music production tools—plugins, virtual instruments, and software. Nobody is lurking here desperate to judge your "personal music" because nobody cares.
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- KVRist
- 48 posts since 14 May, 2012
Lol it's still going.IvyBirds wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 1:51 pm Awesome, you haven't even linked a single track to your own profile, so why are you acting like some misunderstood musical genius hiding in the shadows?
Besides, newsflash: KVR isn't your personal SoundCloud or some amateur talent show where people go to get patted on the back for their mediocre bedroom beats. It’s a forum for discussing music production tools—plugins, virtual instruments, and software. Nobody is lurking here desperate to judge your "personal music" because nobody cares.
I'm sure you can do better than that. Did you just do a 180 on your position that this is a musicians' forum, now you're taking the side of the people who were arguing against you? Also you don't have to look far to find my own music on here, actually, but I guess that'd require you to be engaging with this forum in good faith.
