Soundemote is NOT Hiring (but we can work together)

[jamcat]

I have 0 money right now, im out of money and time.

Is this going to affect the signing bonus and, um... you know, getting paid...?

[Architeuthis]

I have 0 money right now, im out of money and time.

Is this going to affect the signing bonus and, um... you know, getting paid...?

yes, launch goal: january 01 2027, there's time to fix that.
hint: im not hiring anyone, you will be an unofficial business partner.
there, i fixed the thread title.

[mcbpete]

[jamcat]

hint: im not hiring anyone, you will be an unofficial business partner.

Ah, I see.

NOW HIRING: ANGEL INVESTOR
Your job will be to give me money.
Easy interview. No contracts to sign!

[ThoughtExperiment]

Do you accept magic beans, I have a bagful just sitting around doing nothing...

[Architeuthis]

i accept everything as long as it is in support of my existence and it is not a detriment to my existence, those are the rules. the funny thing is that everyone who is replying so far is disqualified from working with Soundemote due to disrespect and incompetence. keep replying, lets see who i weed out. for those who are standing by and not replying and see value in Soundemote, thank you. we may work together.

the future is this: there are no employees, only businesses and partners. that's why im not actually hiring, it's futile.

i was absolutely planning on hiring, but things are changing fast, and im pivoting based on the climate and what is sustainable.

[ghettosynth]

LOL, good to know. Is pivoting like sitting and spinning?

[VariKusBrainZ]

Im glad to see Soundemote is back on the scene. He thinks different and has released some very interesting stuff. Normally i would pile on as well but not with this Dev

[jamcat]

Ok, but this isn’t his first mental breakdown, though if may be the first time in the form of AI psychosis.

Having a (not so) novel idea about sample rate is not in fact actually solving black holes or “humanity’s last problem.”

And if you can’t pay your rent, you probably shouldn’t announce to a forum full of professional developers that you’re now hiring for your vanity project.

I hope he gets some help. Just not the kind he’s asking for here.

[mcbpete]

I hope he gets some help.

Amen to that (and no I'm not being facetious) - the Soundemote in that thread appears to be very different to the Soundemote I happily gave 100 dollars to for the Oscilloscope Music Bundle back in 2018 (still kept hold of the license file for the unreleased Chaosfly plugin all these years in hope !)

[Architeuthis]

[Architeuthis]

license file for the unreleased Chaosfly plugin all these years in hope

you have a license? show me that. soundemote@gmail.com

also chaosfly is released -> http://soundemote.io/sandbox <- this is chaosfly (wip)
it doesn't look like chaosfly yet, but it will. remember: chaosfly is how i designed FMD filters. CLAP plugin export coming soon.

i will show how to use it to design and tune analog-style filters. the feature we need first: grouping. i need to add the ability to group modules so that you can start creating sub components.

I will be bringing back all my old products eventually, bug free, modern updates, etc.

[Architeuthis]

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[whyterabbyt]

license file for the unreleased Chaosfly plugin all these years in hope

you have a license? show me that. soundemote@gmail.com

try saying 'please,' maybe.

(although, given how you responded to Markus from Tone2 in the other thread, i'd warn any customer of yours who espouses anything negative about your current postings to -not- identify themselves, in case you take punitive action.)

[Architeuthis]

license file for the unreleased Chaosfly plugin all these years in hope

you have a license? show me that. soundemote@gmail.com

try saying 'please,' maybe.

(although, given how you responded to Markus from Tone2 in the other thread, i'd warn any customer of yours who espouses anything negative about your current postings to -not- identify themselves, in case you take punitive action.)

please go away.