KVR Audio

Xelebes · Post by **Xelebes** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:02 am

He'd look at the keyboard, press a note, scrunch his note and decided that it was a good sound. He made light of the sound and experimented with the filter knob creating dark sounds. And he saw that it was good. He then struck two notes, divided them into two parts and called one watery once turning up the phaser and the other rock with a push of the distortion knob. And he saw it was good. He then played to his hearts contents creating little pieces of tunes, some being light and airy and others dark and deep. He then played more and created pieces that could walk the keyboard and leap into life. And saw it was good. And then he decided to a new project, a masterpiece. It would be given such grandeur praise and lauded by the best of musicians. He wrote it - a single piece. When complete, he still saw it wanting. To address this, he pulled a harmony from it and made a melody to create a couple of pieces to make one masterpiece. And he saw it was good.

On the seventh day he finally rested.

CypherOne · Post by **CypherOne** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:04 am

scratch his head and say 'what the f**k...?'

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:30 am

Whatever he did, it would probably start a riot. Just like Le Sacre Du Printemps did in 1913.

putte · Post by **putte** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:18 pm

you mean klaus stravinski, ruemelinstrasse 82, 70191 stuttgart?

this time i better ask before i assume that we´re talking about klaus

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:20 pm

putte wrote:you mean klaus stravinski, ruemelinstrasse 82, 70191 stuttgart?

this time i better ask before i assume that we´re talking about klaus

Goodness what an interesting neighborhood you must live in!

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:21 pm

hed poke it with a stick and go "oi bring me scnitzel!you chav!" or similar?

who is he?

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:22 pm

herodotus wrote:
putte wrote:you mean klaus stravinski, ruemelinstrasse 82, 70191 stuttgart?

this time i better ask before i assume that we´re talking about klaus
Goodness what an interesting neighborhood you must live in!

ive been there for a weekend and you dont know the half of it

chagzuki · Post by **chagzuki** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:36 pm

He'd hook it up to the internet, download loads of porn and spend his whole time wanking instead of making music.

putte · Post by **putte** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:00 pm

vurt wrote:hed poke it with a stick and go "oi bring me scnitzel!you chav!" or similar?

.. klaus once did!!

herodotus wrote:Goodness what an interesting neighborhood you must live in!

ask vurt ..

vurt wrote:ive been there for a weekend and you dont know the half of it

ah. here he already is.

well, i still didnt talk about johannes brahmsosse, heinz thomas mohrzart, dedewe stratmann .. and all the exciting (and excited) people in my neighbourhood. unfortunately they´re all boring, and meet for bowling once a week.

putte

Timfonie · Post by **Timfonie** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:03 pm

He would bring it to a scientist to have it investigated and ask from what planet that miraculous device is.

He would also go to a psychiatrist because he felt he was dreaming all the time without being able to wake up.

cron · Post by **cron** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:32 pm

chagzuki wrote:He'd hook it up to the internet, download loads of porn and spend his whole time wanking instead of making music.

Don't entirely understand the point of the question mind. You make it sound as though electroacoustic music never happened, or that there have been no composers of a similar calibre since his death.

MrM · Post by **MrM** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:41 pm

Strav would call emapple's help line and get real angry they charge 199 dollars to answer the question...

He would then step back in the timemachine and return to his own time...

What would Stravinsky do with a DAW/ VST instruments?