KVR Audio

Col.G · Post by **Col.G** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:20 am

This was the top of the E-MU newsletter I got the other day.

They are having a sale on soundsets for the EMULATOR X and PROTEUS X.
You also get a box of chocolates and a sample pack of Viagra if you order in Feb.

soulkraka · Post by **soulkraka** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:37 am

Col.G wrote: You also get a box of chocolates and a sample pack of Viagra if you order in Feb.

LOL...serious about the chocolates and viagra??

Col.G · Post by **Col.G** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:57 am

No, but that was the first thing I thought of when I saw the email. I thought it was a viagra ad.

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:10 am

Col.G wrote:No, but that was the first thing I thought of when I saw the email. I thought it was a viagra ad.

Actually, I was thinking more like a feminine deodorant ad.

Madison Avenue never ceases to amaze me.

mauseoleum · Post by **mauseoleum** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:49 am

i'd rather take the blonde and donate chocolate and v's to those in need.

winegums100 · Post by **winegums100** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:56 am

Actually, it looks more like she's trying to strangle him for giving her the latest sounds rather than a bunch of roses...

Winegums100

Herman Witkam · Post by **Herman Witkam** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:15 am

What can I say....the sad bastards have been taken over by Creative

Majken · Post by **Majken** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:22 am

You gotta give em some credit for at least trying though. I mean valentines day is big business for alot of companies. They should really be doing a Valentines Lines6 Pod or a heartshaped Blue The Heart microphone. Could be the next big thing

/Majken

dougsyo · Post by **dougsyo** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:52 pm

mauseoleum wrote:i'd rather take the blonde and donate chocolate and v's to those in need.

I'll take the chocolate and donate the blonde and viagra to friends in need.

Doug

DuX · Post by **DuX** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:59 pm

They'd better be off ironing that E-MU ASIO driver, than inventing stupid looking commertials which definitely remind of Viagra or some pro-christian stuff...

McLilith · Post by **McLilith** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:50 pm

Herman Witkam wrote:What can I say....the sad bastards have been taken over by Creative

They might be a part of Creative, but at least they don't specialize in products for amateurs. In fact, E-MU is the heart of their Pro-Creative division.

take care,
McLilith

zeoy · Post by **zeoy** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:06 pm

McLilith wrote: They might be a part of Creative, but at least they don't specialize in products for amateurs. In fact, E-MU is the heart of their Pro-Creative division.

Pro and Creative simultaneously? I thought they were mutually exclussive

dougsyo · Post by **dougsyo** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:53 pm

McLilith wrote:
Herman Witkam wrote:What can I say....the sad bastards have been taken over by Creative
They might be a part of Creative, but at least they don't specialize in products for amateurs. In fact, E-MU is the heart of their Pro-Creative division.

Pro-Creative?

No wonder it looks like a Viagra ad.

Doug

soulkraka · Post by **soulkraka** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:30 am

Spaceman Sounds · Post by **Spaceman Sounds** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:47 am

They have finally fixed the asio driver....stupid bloody emu. I think it's just Creative and nothing to do with emu... because the sampler is not all that. Wish I never sold my E64 and creamware card to fund the Emu X studio.

E-MU will get you laid.