Swinette VSTi?

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egarrard wrote:
G&L_player wrote:FYI: a swinette is a single gut string, strung across a pig's arse and plucked with your teeth.
It would only be able to run on Macs, I suppose... :P
It all depnds on how popular that piggy twang appeals to the polulace. If it's dialed in as "hip," then it will be all platforms, across the board. Personally, I'm not certain if it's all about the pig or the gut string, itself. Your thoughts?

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It all depnds on how popular that piggy twang appeals to the polulace. If it's dialed in as "hip," then it will be all platforms, across the board. Personally, I'm not certain if it's all about the pig or the gut string, itself. Your thoughts?
Swinnete players are the new rap superstars of tommorow. Already Puffy Daddy has taken an interest in up and coming exponents such as Zeke D, Jezekiel Jay and the Hill Billy review, alongside numerous others. Britney Spears wishes to return to her yokel roots, and is furiously practising with her swinnete for up to 8 hours a day. Swinnete playing is a very physical process and may replace spinnning as the workout du jour at LA's top gymns and health clubs. As I mentioned before Maddona has her beady eyes set on a new cultural acquisition, and oblique references to the swinnette subculture litter her latest video. So watch out.
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