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HanafiH · Post by **HanafiH** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 8:31 pm

William Shatner's cover of Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

deastman · Post by **deastman** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 8:37 pm

aMUSEd wrote:
tetraplan wrote:
aMUSEd wrote:
tetraplan wrote:
aMUSEd wrote:Fishheads fishheads,
roly poly fishheads
Fishheads fishheads,
eat them up yum

I once took a fishead out to see a movie.
Didn't have to pay to get it in.

Groet, Erik
really?

Did you know that you can

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

That's probably why you don't see a fishead drinking capuccinos in Italian restaurants with oriental women.

Groet, Erik
Funny that....

also did you know

They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums

Danger, Will Robinson!

Kriminal · Post by **Kriminal** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:07 pm

aMUSEd wrote:Funny that....

Erm, no, not really

Entheogen · Post by **Entheogen** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:09 pm

King Missile - Double f*cked by two black studs.

"I was at Sofie's bar on fifth street off A, this woman was trying to impress me or something. She told me she had done it all sexually: she had heard it all, she had seen it all, and she had done it all sexually. She said she was jaded. So I asked her if she had ever been double f*cked by two black studs, and she didn't tell me, she just got up and left. So I figured she probably hadn't."

fake · Post by **fake** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:10 pm

Mad dog's and English men

Fuckin Ot anin't it!

fake

NAD · Post by **NAD** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:22 pm

Muscle boy, you make me sick
Prosthetic dick
Prosthetic dick
Marshmallow brain and a rubber prick
Prosthetic dick
Prosthetic dick
Nobody knows what makes you tick
Prosthetic dick
Prosthetic dick
Nature played a nasty trick
Prosthetic dick
Prosthetic dick

But seriously, Tribute by Tenacious D is pretty fuckin' funny.

dougsyo · Post by **dougsyo** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:39 pm

Besides Frank Zappa (Valley Girl, Jewish Princess) and Julie Brown (Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun, Because I'm Blonde, I like 'em Big & Stupid), and parodies (I'm a Bimbo Girl parody of Barbie Girl - which in itself is pretty funny)... I think of Tom Lehrer's "Masochism Tango".

I ache for the touch of your lips, Dear
But much more for the touch of your whips, Dear
You can raise welts like nobody else
When we dance to the Masochism Tango

/me visualizes Gomez and Morticia enjoying this song...

Doug

TheWall · Post by **TheWall** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:45 pm

Slim Gaillard - Dirty Rooster, which sings two words over and over and over...

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:51 pm

Most stuff by Louden Wainwright jnr is pretty damn funny - I love that song about suicide he did - go ahead, shoot yourself in the head - hilarious.

(oh and of course Derek and Clive's "Jump" to go with it)

GaryG · Post by **GaryG** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 11:05 pm

some cool bands being mentioned here, Southern Culture... ("viva, del Santo!!!"), King Missile ("this is it, this is mystical shit")

The New Bad Things "I Suck" was always a favourite but whether that's a 'funny' song i know not...

Jello Biafras stuff can be wickedly funny, his collab with Mojo Nixon 'will the fetus be aborted' to the tune of 'Will The Circle Be Unbroken' comes to mind.

talking of johnny cash "One Piece at a Time" is pretty darn funny. Yep, that'll do for me.

.g

Har · Post by **Har** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 11:06 pm

-- Zappa, of course.

-- The two thrash-metal/comedy albums by Stormtroopers of Death (Anthrax/M.O.D. spin-off project) were incredibly funny, especially the first album "Speak English or Die" (with the legendary "Ballad of Jimi Hendrix", "Pre-Menstral Princess Blues" , and "Pussy-whipped"

)

-- Speaking of Anthrax, their early rap-metal tune "I Am The Man" is pretty damn funny with it's "Hava Nagila" opening power-chords.

-- Scatterbrain's "Down With the Ship", where every 4 bars or so they throw in bits of pieces of a ton of other classic rock tunes out of nowhere, is hilarious.

-- Lot's of stuff from The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band.

-- Primus have certainly had their funny moments!

-- The country tune "I-95 Asshole Song"

-- And of course, Spinal Tap....who hits a bit too close to the mark to even truly be considered a parody IMHO.

I'm not even going to bother with all the songs out there that are unintentionally funny.....there's just too many of them...

Sicklecell666 · Post by **Sicklecell666** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 11:10 pm

Har wrote: -- The two thrash-metal/comedy albums by Stormtroopers of Death (Anthrax/M.O.D. spin-off project) were incredibly funny, especially the first album "Speak English or Die" (with the legendary "Ballad of Jimi Hendrix", "Pre-Menstral Princess Blues" , and "Pussy-whipped" )

-- Scatterbrain's "Down With the Ship", where every 4 bars or so they throw in bits of pieces of a ton of other classic rock tunes out of nowhere, is hilarious.

Goddamn I haven't heard Scatterbrain in AGES!!

That one took me back..SOD, too

I have to add here that any track on the first 3 Ween albums are beyond insanely funny..

dougsyo · Post by **dougsyo** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:10 am

aMUSEd wrote:Most stuff by Louden Wainwright jnr is pretty damn funny - I love that song about suicide he did - go ahead, shoot yourself in the head - hilarious.

Geez, I had to play "Dead Skunk" after reading this!

Doug

deastman · Post by **deastman** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 9:36 pm

Yeah, King Missile is great. My favorite is Jesus Was Way Cool

experimental.crow · Post by **experimental.crow** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 9:58 pm

the residents ...
'the king and eye' ...

enough with sci-fi what's the funniest song