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Hink · Post by **Hink** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:20 am

not a parody but the real version...I'll just say zappa

Sicklecell666 · Post by **Sicklecell666** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:25 am

an early grind core band called Old Lady Drivers did a track on thier first album about an old man stealing thier parking spot so they squeezed his colostomy bag till he turned brown..

That one had me in tears.

deastman · Post by **deastman** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:52 am

I actually have two extremely funny songs I've written, but unfortunately neither one is yet in a state ready to upload. One of them is close, but still needs some final tweaking and mastering. The bad part is, I've been hearing this song so long now that I've completely lost all sense of the humor it contains. My friends have assured me that its still funny though...

Hink · Post by **Hink** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 6:32 am

deastman wrote:I actually have two extremely funny songs I've written, but unfortunately neither one is yet in a state ready to upload. One of them is close, but still needs some final tweaking and mastering. The bad part is, I've been hearing this song so long now that I've completely lost all sense of the humor it contains. My friends have assured me that its still funny though...

I too have a few funny songs, one I have to to do a remake of cause I did it on my first four track, like 18-20 years ago. It's always just been called the harley song. It's not one for typical radio play and a little sexist. It's about a dude...well kinda like me a few years back who decided to take a ride on his bike down to the local biker bar, he meets a girl and takes her for a wild ride where the cops give chase. Well this girl falls off the bike and ironically she is the daughter of the judge.

It contains such classic lines as (sorry ladies I really am a gentleman) "I almost slid into a ditch, that's when I lost that bitch" (of course a whammy bar scream right there) and lines like "don't you know that little dyke flew right off the back of my bike. One thing I know for sure I wont be going back for her." But my favorite is the way it ends "one thing they would not announce is did she slide or did she bounce?" Then a couple quick bounce like whammy dips and the song ends...

it always cracks people up...kinda a cross between Gary Moore (guitar playing) and Jerry Reed type feel....

PaintedBlue · Post by **PaintedBlue** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 6:46 am

You said no parodies, but I still think The Rutles are pretty funny.

declassified · Post by **declassified** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 7:37 am

I guess the "Neue deutsche Welle" is quite funny in a slightly involuntary way, so i wouldn't call it a parody...

might be wrong, though.

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:03 am

Fishheads fishheads,
roly poly fishheads
Fishheads fishheads,
eat them up yum

Karbon L. Forms · Post by **Karbon L. Forms** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:14 am

Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown...

Steve Newton · Post by **Steve Newton** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:44 am

Chickenshit Farmer by Southern Culture On The Skids

bluedad · Post by **bluedad** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:23 am

one of my daughters just goes hysterical with laughter when she hears 'camel walk' from southern culture on the skids.

Kriminal · Post by **Kriminal** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:29 am

Anything by Goldie Lookin Chain

http://www.youknowsit.co.uk/

tetraplan · Post by **tetraplan** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:53 am

aMUSEd wrote:Fishheads fishheads,
roly poly fishheads
Fishheads fishheads,
eat them up yum

I once took a fishead out to see a movie.
Didn't have to pay to get it in.

Groet, Erik

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:56 am

tetraplan wrote:
aMUSEd wrote:Fishheads fishheads,
roly poly fishheads
Fishheads fishheads,
eat them up yum

I once took a fishead out to see a movie.
Didn't have to pay to get it in.

Groet, Erik

really?

Did you know that you can

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

tetraplan · Post by **tetraplan** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 11:02 am

aMUSEd wrote:
tetraplan wrote:
aMUSEd wrote:Fishheads fishheads,
roly poly fishheads
Fishheads fishheads,
eat them up yum

I once took a fishead out to see a movie.
Didn't have to pay to get it in.

Groet, Erik
really?

Did you know that you can

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

That's probably why you don't see a fishead drinking capuccinos in Italian restaurants with oriental women.

Groet, Erik

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 11:06 am

tetraplan wrote:
aMUSEd wrote:
tetraplan wrote:
aMUSEd wrote:Fishheads fishheads,
roly poly fishheads
Fishheads fishheads,
eat them up yum

I once took a fishead out to see a movie.
Didn't have to pay to get it in.

Groet, Erik
really?

Did you know that you can

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

That's probably why you don't see a fishead drinking capuccinos in Italian restaurants with oriental women.

Groet, Erik

Funny that....

also did you know

They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums

enough with sci-fi what's the funniest song