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perfumer · Post by **perfumer** » Mon May 20, 2019 4:53 am

enCiphered wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 7:26 pm
perfumer wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 7:12 pm
Distorted Horizon wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 4:37 pm
vurt wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 4:14 pm
"you may find the odd pube between the keys where i was using the keyboard to tickle my balls".
I shave
That's manly!

Do you shave your butt too?
What is the best way to shave butts?

Use Native Intruments.

Razor and Kontakt mostly. Or Battery. Traktor - not so much, unless you're a prevert.

martinjuenke · Post by **martinjuenke** » Mon May 20, 2019 10:00 am

perfumer wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 4:53 am
enCiphered wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 7:26 pm
perfumer wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 7:12 pm
Distorted Horizon wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 4:37 pm
vurt wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 4:14 pm
"you may find the odd pube between the keys where i was using the keyboard to tickle my balls".
I shave
That's manly!

Do you shave your butt too?
What is the best way to shave butts?
Use Native Intruments.

Razor and Kontakt mostly. Or Battery. Traktor - not so much, unless you're a prevert.

Always a glass of Absynth before shaving!
Otherwise it‘ll be too Massive...

PS: maybe you should use a Prism to get the shaving Kontour right.
PPS: take care of cleaning the skin area well, you know, there‘s Bazille.

Distorted Horizon · Post by **Distorted Horizon** » Mon May 20, 2019 12:14 pm

Luckily there's Antidote for Bazille, so I can have my Vengeance.

Tj Shredder · Post by **Tj Shredder** » Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:00 am

We know the best Antidote is the Serum, helps also agains any Virus infection...
For shaving I would prefer Kontour over Prism, though Prism shines if you want to color your butt, hold it into the sun and Wiggle a bit. If you want the color to stay, you need Pigment though...

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:28 pm

deastman wrote:Get a banjo.

This is the best piece of advice in the thread so far.

martinjuenke · Post by **martinjuenke** » Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:56 pm

To give more relevant advice you have to post a pic of your butt!

LoveEnigma18 · Post by **LoveEnigma18** » Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:24 pm

I personally like NI and feel it is much better than AKAI, even when I have not used anything from AKAI (but have seen some videos).

You can get the hardware-software bundle of your choice currently on SOS sale. You could then just sell the software-only duplicate products in case you have such.

Komplete Kontrol and Maschine are evolving and there's lot to come.

Distorted Horizon · Post by **Distorted Horizon** » Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:35 pm

I went and bought Akai mpk mini mk2 white edition.. Mostly to accompany my laptop while I fill my studio desk with native instruments.

mladi · Post by **mladi** » Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:53 pm

I have a Komplete Kontrol S61 MK2 and for 630€ i must say that it have the shittiest keys i ever played on. NKS support for 3rd party plugins is of course essential to make it valuable somehow. I'm satisfied not excited.

Talk me out of..