You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

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...you’ve argued that your 5 minutes spent with a chord generator gives you more theory knowledge than Jan...

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till you've snorted coca cola from tj hookers hairy back.
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till a coven of nine, perform an incantation over your master tapes.
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till at least 5 people, have commented, how beautiful the girls in your video are

or 5 people comment how ugly the girls in your video are.

basically, you gotta have girls in your video.
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till politician x, pretends to be cool and says you're on his ipod.
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till you get in a youtube tussle, after you and another producer both use the same sample from this months cm cover disc.
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... you produce with Nexus, of course.

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V0RT3X wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:28 am
crimsonwarlock wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:26 am .... you have a lava lamp in your studio :hihi:
joeslavalamp.jpeg

I think he disagrees :hihi:
Just before this happens........
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...you're capable of at least two pages' worth of derailing a topic trying to out-snark somebody who expressed a preference for skeuomorphic GUIs, in a thread about plugin developers adopting subscription models..
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Discontinue use if rash or irritation develops.

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Chapelle wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:00 pm ...you have activated Fruity Loops with a legit cereal number.
:hihi:

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... you're fruity, loopy, and producery.
ah böwakawa poussé poussé

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till you've made a how to video about your signature sound, which involves selecting a preset and you're recording the video on your phone, using the onboard mic...
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Chapelle wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:00 pm ...you have activated Fruity Loops with a legit cereal number.
That is hard too beat. :lol: :tu:
Follow me on Youtube for videos on spatial and immersive audio production.

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a more serious answer...

till dasheesh starts a "grrr damn kids" thread about you.
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