One Year Anniversary: Audio Flatulence Power Cable emulator !!

[martinjuenke]

Is it NFR?

Of course not! The transfer policy had been added to the bottom of the page.

That's the right place!

[Ploki]

Do we get loyalty vouchers

[Tj Shredder]

When can we expect version 2? I am missing the broken power chord and broken main switch option. I could send you a broken chord for a lifetime Elton license instead of shipping cost... It would boost your sales big time...

[Saffran]

I can't take this serious without any flash of lightning in the gui.

[plexuss]

Happy April! www.audioflatulence.com

[martinjuenke]

When will there be a version with faux wood?

[masterhiggins]

I could actually see this being released by Pulsar Modular.

[Biome_Digital]

Audio Flatulence POWER CORD v1.0
Over 180 audiophile power cords meticulously modeled using our patented Twentrix ION Technology

It’s every audio producers dream to include accurate power cord emulation along with all their other plugins that make them think they are doing good work. Now, you can actually imagine you are doing an even better job with our new POWER CORD emulator!

GET POWER CORD


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102% Accurate Emulation
Like the hardware in which it models, POWER CORD can mimic the tone of some of the industry’s most famous power cords like punchy Silver Litz, fat 18 gauge lamp cord, and even power cords made from Elon Musk’s dental fillings. After two years of development, we are so proud of how precisely the software can match the hardware.

Alien Technology
We created POWER CORD to introduce users to our leading edge M/S technique for recording, mixing, or mastering. Key features of our famous M/S & Mastering products are included, like their unique Solo Buttons, which allow you to individually listen to all components of a stereo mix or stereo signal. INCREDIBLE! POWER CORD uses Mainframe Junction Box Discombobulator Harnesses supplied by Dirtgrain Industries. Suck it up.

Our GUI will make you DRIP
User interfaces need to be fast, simple to use and be easy on the eye. Everyone's needs can be different, so flexibility is important. We solve this with the most advanced GUI engine on the market.
Take that Melda!

HUM!
POWER CORD accurately emulate mains power hum adding essential qualities to your production. Quality that won’t be missed by the petulant crowds that stumble across your shitty Soundcloud uploads.

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good one!

[Unaspected]

Interestingly, whilst searching for that image, I hit a link where the picture was a tad too big. But the associated page, Soundcloud, did offer to stream jizz in my pants. A service of which I was previously unaware.

[Dirtgrain]

This is unquestionably the greatest gear that I own. Instabuy. No brainer. Sheer, utter take-my-money-now purchase. Go big or go home.

[Unaspected]

I hope people are actually clicking to make a purchase.

Also. Possibly the first time I've used this slow-clapping emoticon without a hint of the inherent sarcasm in its soulless, black eyes:

[greententacle]

does it psytrance-farts?

[PatchAdamz]

I picked up 3 ELTON'S BUNDLE's.
(now I can throw out all of those cables that I wasn't using...)

Best deal ever, according to Elton.
(I think its going to be a long long time...)

[nordickvr]

Wow!
One year without a single update???
Must be said that it really worked flawlessly though.

[plexuss]

Wow!
One year without a single update???
Must be said that it really worked flawlessly though.

From what I understand they achieved bug-free code across all format, platforms and OS's. It's also fully extensible to the latest processor frameworks including Apple M1 and beyond. Basically it's future-proof. A no brainer really.