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plexuss · Post by **plexuss** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:17 pm

Audio Flatulence POWER CORD v1.0
Over 180 audiophile power cords meticulously modeled using our patented Twentrix ION Technology

It’s every audio producers dream to include accurate power cord emulation along with all their other plugins that make them think they are doing good work. Now, you can actually imagine you are doing an even better job with our new POWER CORD emulator!

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102% Accurate Emulation
Like the hardware in which it models, POWER CORD can mimic the tone of some of the industry’s most famous power cords like punchy Silver Litz, fat 18 gauge lamp cord, and even power cords made from Elon Musk’s dental fillings. After two years of development, we are so proud of how precisely the software can match the hardware.

Alien Technology
We created POWER CORD to introduce users to our leading edge M/S technique for recording, mixing, or mastering. Key features of our famous M/S & Mastering products are included, like their unique Solo Buttons, which allow you to individually listen to all components of a stereo mix or stereo signal. INCREDIBLE! POWER CORD uses Mainframe Junction Box Discombobulator Harnesses supplied by Dirtgrain Industries. Suck it up.

Our GUI will make you DRIP
User interfaces need to be fast, simple to use and be easy on the eye. Everyone's needs can be different, so flexibility is important. We solve this with the most advanced GUI engine on the market.
Take that Melda!

HUM!
POWER CORD accurately emulate mains power hum adding essential qualities to your production. Quality that won’t be missed by the petulant crowds that stumble across your shitty Soundcloud uploads.

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Ploki · Post by **Ploki** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:31 pm

cool redirects

this is literally the only one funny today - thanks.
well the oeksound cryptomining was decent

plexuss · Post by **plexuss** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:58 pm

The pricing section has been updated. I think you'll appreciate the highest priced option.

fmr · Post by **fmr** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:02 pm

plexuss wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:17 pm Audio Flatulence POWER CORD v1.0
Over 180 audiophile power cords meticulously modeled using our patented Twentrix ION Technology

It’s every audio producers dream to include accurate power cord emulation along with all their other plugins that make them think they are doing good work. Now, you can actually imagine you are doing an even better job with our new POWER CORD emulator!

GET POWER CORD

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Great 1st of April

Dirtgrain · Post by **Dirtgrain** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:33 am

What, no mainframe junction box discombobulator harnesses?

plexuss · Post by **plexuss** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:45 am

Dirtgrain wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:33 am What, no mainframe junction box discombobulator harnesses?

Seems they heard you. Product info updated.

plexuss · Post by **plexuss** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 1:25 am

Shabdahbriah · Post by **Shabdahbriah** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 1:36 am

Fantastic emulation! I'll use it on every track from now on, and am remastering all of my four decades long back catalog through it. It IS the 'THIS' in "this plug-in".

Dirtgrain · Post by **Dirtgrain** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 2:29 am

plexuss wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:45 am Seems they heard you. Product info updated.

Ohmygod, most responsive, pro-active developer ever.

enroe · Post by **enroe** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:55 am

Where's the Gentleman Flatulence Edition?

martinjuenke · Post by **martinjuenke** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:19 am

Is it NFR?

bk · Post by bk » Fri Apr 02, 2021 3:30 pm

enroe wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:55 am Where's the Gentleman Flatulence Edition?

Didn't see that, but there is an Elton's Bundle on the website that includes Imperial Delay!
Nicely done!

sleepcircle · Post by **sleepcircle** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:29 pm

tedious

you could've saved all this effort with a single post that just said "look at me, i'm smarter than so many other people."

plexuss · Post by **plexuss** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:48 pm

sleepcircle wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:29 pm tedious

you could've saved all this effort with a single post that just said "look at me, i'm smarter than so many other people."

But that would not be true - I'm only smarter than you!

martinjuenke wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:19 am Is it NFR?

Of course not! The transfer policy had been added to the bottom of the page.

Dirtgrain · Post by **Dirtgrain** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 6:27 pm

sleepcircle wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:29 pm tedious

you could've saved all this effort with a single post that just said "look at me, i'm smarter than so many other people."

Wait a minute--that is exactly what your post attempts to do. Ha, I get it. A masterful, belated April Fools retort. Well played.

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