KVR Audio

djsubject · Post by **djsubject** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:41 pm

DaveSmom wrote:Someone light a match

camsr · Post by **camsr** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:31 pm

Melodioso wrote:
camsr wrote:
putte wrote:
aallvor wrote:What if AT2 turns out to be shit?
.. mate, it features more than 2 billion amp-combinations. how could that be shit, eh? ..
When I take a fat shit on this thread, as I am doing now, that's how it is shit.

*SHIT*
Have you ever considered writing poetry?

Actually, I did consider printing out a copy of this entire thread, and then actually taking a dump on it, but I didn't have to go to the bathroom.

cptgone · Post by **cptgone** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:56 pm

riley4reason wrote:I knew Madonna would wake this thread up.. I'm about to ebay a jar of her pee that I got from getting back stage by mentioning this thread.

What if at turns out to be shit?

cptgone · Post by **cptgone** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:58 pm

camsr wrote:I did consider printing out a copy of this entire thread, and then actually taking a dump on it, but I didn't have to go to the bathroom.

you did it by the printer?

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:52 am

cptgone wrote:
riley4reason wrote:I knew Madonna would wake this thread up.. I'm about to ebay a jar of her pee that I got from getting back stage by mentioning this thread.
What if at turns out to be shit?

Then it's one of her CDs and not her pee.

Hink · Post by **Hink** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:59 pm

robojam wrote:
cptgone wrote:
riley4reason wrote:I knew Madonna would wake this thread up.. I'm about to ebay a jar of her pee that I got from getting back stage by mentioning this thread.
What if at turns out to be shit?
Then it's one of her CDs and not her pee.

couldn't that cause an infection

riley4reason · Post by **riley4reason** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:42 am

Hink wrote:
robojam wrote:
cptgone wrote:
riley4reason wrote:I knew Madonna would wake this thread up.. I'm about to ebay a jar of her pee that I got from getting back stage by mentioning this thread.
What if at turns out to be shit?
Then it's one of her CDs and not her pee.
couldn't that cause an infection

Right now Putte's the highest bidder, but there's still a few days to go.

Riley

A3ntar · Post by **A3ntar** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:48 am

riley4reason, I will send you the condomn I used in my 41 seconds of fame with madonna. We'll split the profits 50/50. It is right now in my freezer next to my frozen waffles, so it is guaranteed to be fresh upon delivery.

Btw, my IKMM insider send me a message today saying that the first units are shipped to retailers THIS week!!

But then again, this is the same source that said it will be released in Octobre, Decembre and February.

DaveSmom · Post by **DaveSmom** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:50 am

41 seconds? Tell us more

A3ntar · Post by **A3ntar** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:06 am

41 seconds?

yeah! I even broke my previous record of longevity of 40.80ms. I plastered the picture of that stoptime on my bathroom wall, right above the toilet bowl!

I tell ya man, I hold on as long as I could. We did it face to face, so it wasn't hard for me ( or for her ) to refrain from going to orgasmo land.

...but then, all of a sudden, I did the mistake of thinking of AT2...Oh no!! I had to find of something quick!

So I though of my grandman naked, and that appeased my desire to express my sexual feeling, somewhat. Then when I felt I reached the point of no return, I thought of that ugly chick that they used for AT2 publicity...Ahh...lemme tell you, That point of no return is just a myth.

Exactly halfway through ( yes, this is 23 seconds for you math braniacs ), thoughts of AT2 came crippeling again. oh no!

I thought of AT2, the nice and sexy interface, the somewhat good sounds they demoes on the website. Then for a reason unknown to me, I thought of putte smile, then went back to the AT2 UI.

I remembered it in ever single detail. The shiny buttons, the cloth mesh on cabinets, the round buttons, the transistors, the transistors, the transistors....yes! give me more transistors! more! more!

...

Needless to say, Madonna was very happy I finally let go of her arm pit, and she removed her panties and gave herself some solitary pleasure.

This, my friends, is an experience I shall NEVER forget!

tuz · Post by **tuz** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:16 am

i don't think i ever posted in this thread before so here ya go.

spuddle · Post by **spuddle** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:24 am

I am struck frigid by A3ntars enthralling tale.

harmony gardens · Post by **harmony gardens** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:26 am

It's official,, this thread has gone on way too long!!

A3ntar · Post by **A3ntar** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:30 am

harmony gardens wrote:It's official,, this thread has gone on way too long!!

Still 2 more weeks to go

kilroy · Post by **kilroy** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:50 am

A3ntar wrote:Still 2 more weeks to go

Pffft... And here I was under the horribly mistaken impression that Italians were an impatient lot.

Amplitube 2 Jimi Hendrix RELEASED this month!!!