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vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:48 pm

of course not.
silly boy.

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:21 am

vurt wrote:dilithium crystal bollocks.

I wondered why Picard walked funny.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:44 am

Hmmmmmmmmmm, well you get one "har"

glokraw · Post by **glokraw** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:29 am

Noise is a by-product of energy released in an environment where vibrations can exist,
and sound waves can travel and reflect.

Humans and animals can produce vibrations both voluntary and involuntary (organic by-products and that sort) and can utilize noise 'musically', to attract fans or mates, or for other purposes, military, industrial, commercial, territorial etc.

So music as an entity does not exist, per se, but the word itself can be useful to classify and describe some of the sounds made by analog creatures, and some natural occurrences. These are of course, warmer in nature than muzak, which is purely digital, colder and harsh, consisting only of 0 and 1 repeated in odd combinations within stark host environments, which are alien to human and animal audio receptors.

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:51 am

glokraw wrote:So music as an entity does not exist, per se

Not Percy, no -- Barry.

For did not Manilow write: "I am music, and I write the songs"?

So there's the difference. Barry Manilow is music. Noise is that which is not Barry Manilow.

glokraw · Post by **glokraw** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:23 am

Meffy wrote:
glokraw wrote:So music as an entity does not exist, per se
Not Percy, no -- Barry.

For did not Manilow write: "I am music, and I write the songs"?

So there's the difference. Barry Manilow is music. Noise is that which is not Barry Manilow.

I thought Barry was a sonic by-product of producers wearing mint-green
leisure suits?

Maybe I saw the wrong shade of green...
(producers out here now wear wife-beaters and tatts, mint green is frowned upon)

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:50 am

Meffy wrote:
glokraw wrote:So music as an entity does not exist, per se
Not Percy, no -- Barry.

For did not Manilow write: "I am music, and I write the songs"?

So there's the difference. Barry Manilow is music. Noise is that which is not Barry Manilow.

OI--Barry Manilow is music?--

YOIKS!!!

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:56 am

Yeah, and even though you wrote of a different song....."like a good neighbor, state farm is there" is now ringing in my head

TiUser · Post by **TiUser** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:34 am

Maybe another definition could be that it's music if you get payed for it...

IncarnateX · Post by **IncarnateX** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:37 pm

Music:

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=itwL5y0He ... re=related

Just close your eyes and listen.

Noise:

Just close your eyes (for God's sake!)

But make no mistake: I looooooooooooooooooooooove both! However, A pro producer might be able to make the noise less noisy but that might undermine the whole point, I guess!

Funksploitation · Post by **Funksploitation** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:13 pm

Genetic_Junk wrote:
vurt wrote:
Funksploitation wrote:
cheers!
thats pretty cool.
Nice. Thanks for link. Wish it was 20 minutes longer.

Well, you and Vurt must have the musical chops of Frankie the Piano-playing Chicken. whatever floats your boat though.

mellotronaut · Post by **mellotronaut** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:46 pm

Klemperer wrote:
mellotronaut wrote:
the listener is always the one, who decides and the one who discriminates between music and noise. The first one, who listens, is the one, who decides to implement or to drop unintended elements and make them intended by a conscious act, if they are implemented.
Now I finally found out, what "typisch deutsch" is . (And I don't mean this as an insult or something like that. It's just that this, if spoken by someone from any country, is typical german to me. Which might not be so terribly interesting to the rest of the world population. I never thought something like this even existed^^.

hi Schorsch,

seems, you read only books that are written by german eggheads.

... and don't forget: this was a reply to a reply.

cheers and ¡Viva España!

da mello

eduardo_b · Post by **eduardo_b** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:27 pm

TiUser wrote:Maybe another definition could be that it's music if you get payed for it...

If only it were that simple.

xh3rv · Post by **xh3rv** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:32 pm

Here's an interesting take on noise:
Stephen Colbert interviews Garret Keizer

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:27 pm

Funksploitation wrote:
Genetic_Junk wrote:
vurt wrote:
Funksploitation wrote:
cheers!
thats pretty cool.
Nice. Thanks for link. Wish it was 20 minutes longer.
Well, you and Vurt must have the musical chops of Frankie the Piano-playing Chicken. whatever floats your boat though.

does also liking the first link improve my "chops"? (mmm chops)
as, i did like it, it just wasnt new to me, unlike the one i commented on.

do you have a link to frankie the piano playing chicken (mmm chicken...) he sounds finger lickingly awesome!

im afraid i dont have a boat

What is the difference between music and noise? [years-dead slappyfight revived]