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maschinelf · Post by **maschinelf** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:31 pm

"Jordan Rudess" isn't a marketing term

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:32 pm

Only circuit emulating plugins are worth buying

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:34 pm

Jordan Rudess will tweak your nob on You Tube for $50

Deep Purple · Post by **Deep Purple** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 7:35 pm

The Everly Brothers were conjoined twins who were joined at the toes - that's why they always stood so close together when they sang.

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 8:09 pm

Deadmau5 is a dead mouse.

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 8:39 pm

Neil Young can hear differences between lossless and mp3

mutantdog · Post by **mutantdog** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 8:50 pm

Okay, I haven't read the whole thread but here goes:

There is a correct way to order your compressor and equaliser, its not the order you've been doing it in.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:01 pm

mutantdog wrote:Okay, I haven't read the whole thread but here goes:

There is a correct way to order your compressor and equaliser, its not the order you've been doing it in.

I usually order my compressors and EQs from Sweetwater and I choose the free shipping option. What's the correct way?

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:05 pm

180 grammes vinyl means the music sounds 180 times better

ariston · Post by **ariston** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:09 pm

Bob Dylan can't sing.

ZentralmassivSound · Post by **ZentralmassivSound** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:14 pm

Eric Clapton is the fastest guitar player.

Manowar play Telecaster on Vox amps only.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:15 pm

That 7 string thing is just a fad, it'll never take off.

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:17 pm

Chapman stick was initially sold and advertised as a doorstep replacement

mutantdog · Post by **mutantdog** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:18 pm

cryophonik wrote:I usually order my compressors and EQs from Sweetwater and I choose the free shipping option. What's the correct way?

What?!?! First, you need to contact a good Nigerian lawyer and expect to part with a (fully refundable) deposit. After supplying him with your bank details he will be able to tell you exactly where you've gone wrong.

Zombie Queen · Post by **Zombie Queen** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:21 pm

Vintage musical equipment sound better, fatter and more lively because of change of technology in resistor manufacturing. Carbon Composite resistors have been replaced by theoretically better/cheaper designs like Metal Film resistors, but in audio equipment the result was dull sound.

Well I made this one up (obviously), but when I googled "resistor technology" to back it up with some technical names, I found out that this misinformation has already populated, just try "carbon composition resistor vs carbon film"... So, if you make up some bs story, there's is 90% chance someone already believes it.

Let's spread some musical misinformation