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Krakatau wrote:Beeing aware that the actual president is black, muslim
Little correction: He's not Muslim. It wouldn't change my opinion of him if he were, but he isn't.
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I wish he would put a dongle on his software so that I can stop sending him money. :x
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streifentier wrote:
pekadan wrote:
screentan wrote:I thought URS stands for Unscrupulous Revenue Service.
I also heard he keeps a live foetus in his research lab.
Interesting, I did not know that. What I do know is that he keeps some poor scientist genius named Howard locked up in his research lab. He's pure evil this Urs.
Yes, Howard is known to be chained in a dim room somewhere in the basement of URS TOWER, living on moulded bread and tap water.

He gets a piece of cheese, though, whenever he puts out a Zebra patch (if it's good enough, that is).

(Or what did you think about why his quality patches are available for such low cost?)

Btw, the source of this information is KVR-member mellotronaut, he's got a similar guy locked in his cellar rooms, who's writing his music for him.)

Pretty disturbing, isn't it.
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I found a bug in Zebra once and it took Urs 17 hours to fix it and post a new version. 17 hours I had to live with that bug!!!!!!!!
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I will now flame Urs.

Urs Heckmann keeps bothering me with emails containing useful information on stuff that I didn't notice on my own. One email every few months; in a few geological aeons my inbox will be overloaded with his helpful and friendly tips.

Darn him! *shakes fist* (Urs, thanks again for that last email. Will let you know if and when I find out anything.)
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streifentier wrote:
pekadan wrote:
screentan wrote:I thought URS stands for Unscrupulous Revenue Service.
I also heard he keeps a live foetus in his research lab.
Interesting, I did not know that. What I do know is that he keeps some poor scientist genius named Howard locked up in his research lab. He's pure evil this Urs.
Yes, Howard is known to be chained in a dim room somewhere in the basement of URS TOWER, living on moulded bread and tap water.

He gets a piece of cheese, though, whenever he puts out a Zebra patch (if it's good enough, that is).

(Or what did you think about why his quality patches are available for such low cost?)

Btw, the source of this information is KVR-member mellotronaut, he's got a similar guy locked in his cellar rooms, who's writing his music for him.)

Pretty disturbing, isn't it.


:-o
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Meffy wrote:
Krakatau wrote:Beeing aware that the actual president is black, muslim
Little correction: He's not Muslim. It wouldn't change my opinion of him if he were, but he isn't.
As fas as i can understand his father is, and he also went a time to a coranic school, i'm i wrong ?

though you're probably right i can't tell, i assume he has grown up a part of his youth into muslim culture...
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Btw: Did you know...?

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"So this is resolved finally, Lorenz:
they are black with white stripes!"
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@ Krakatau and dreamkeeper... you guys are killing the joy of a fun thread. :x
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Krakatau wrote:
Meffy wrote:
Krakatau wrote:Beeing aware that the actual president is black, muslim
Little correction: He's not Muslim. It wouldn't change my opinion of him if he were, but he isn't.
As fas as i can understand his father is, and he also went a time to a coranic school, i'm i wrong ?

though you're probably right i can't tell, i assume he has grown up a part of his youth into muslim culture...

Just to echo meffy here... It wouldn't change my opinion of him if he was, but it's been stated many times that he is not.

His father was, but he is not.
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elxicano wrote:
Krakatau wrote:
Meffy wrote:
Krakatau wrote:Beeing aware that the actual president is black, muslim
Little correction: He's not Muslim. It wouldn't change my opinion of him if he were, but he isn't.
As fas as i can understand his father is, and he also went a time to a coranic school, i'm i wrong ?

though you're probably right i can't tell, i assume he has grown up a part of his youth into muslim culture...

Just to echo meffy here... It wouldn't change my opinion of him if he was, but it's been stated many times that he is not.

His father was, but he is not.
I would like to echo Meffy too:

Meffy Meffy Meffy Meffy Meffy
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I blame Urs for this entire thread. It is totally ridiculous.

Please continue.
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pekadan wrote:
elxicano wrote:
Krakatau wrote:
Meffy wrote:
Krakatau wrote:BLAH-BLAH-BLAH
Little correction: He's not Muslim. It wouldn't change my opinion of him if he were, but he isn't.
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH !!!!!!!!

Just to echo meffy here... It wouldn't change my opinion of him if he was, but it's been stated many times that he is not.

His father was, but he is not.
I would like to echo Meffy too:

Meffy Meffy Meffy Meffy Meffy

:lol:
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pekadan wrote:I would like to echo Meffy too:

Meffy Meffy Meffy Meffy Meffy
Don't delay, do it today.
pdxindy wrote:I found a bug in Zebra once and it took Urs 17 hours to fix it and post a new version. 17 hours I had to live with that bug!!!!!!!!
Consider yourself lucky. Most people get the 24-hour bug instead.
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Meffy wrote:
pdxindy wrote:I found a bug in Zebra once and it took Urs 17 hours to fix it and post a new version. 17 hours I had to live with that bug!!!!!!!!
Consider yourself lucky. Most people get the 24-hour bug instead.
Zebraflu is more short lived!
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