Just use the Michael Stipe Three Step Program for lyrics construction.IIRs wrote: thats probably why I can't write them.
1) Take unrelated subjects - it helps if they share a few common pronouns, but it really isn't essential.
2) Create a bunch of stock cliche lines based on the two subjects, and then tranpose the verbs and articles a little, and jiggle the order around until they sound intelligently meaningless.
3) Contradict yourself a few times for good measure.
HTH.
(with apologies to fans of R.E.M, or pretentious wankers in general).


