KVR Audio

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:30 am

McLilith wrote:
pheeleep wrote:I would assign different fart sounds to the sofa, and then trick my guests who sit on it..
I would have to have at least one sample of a cat screaming like it was just sat on!

McLilith

and also a sample of sitting on a child's face as well

McLilith · Post by **McLilith** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:38 am

Chase wrote:
McLilith wrote:
pheeleep wrote:I would assign different fart sounds to the sofa, and then trick my guests who sit on it..
I would have to have at least one sample of a cat screaming like it was just sat on!

McLilith
and also a sample of sitting on a child's face as well

It appears that you don't find the cat screech idea amusing. I happen to like cats and would never want to sit on one accidently, but come on. It's just a silly prank. No animals are actually getting hurt. The humor isn't the notion that an animal is hurting, the humor is in the startled and completely unexpected reaction the human would have.

take care,
McLilith

Landphil · Post by **Landphil** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:42 am

I think he really meant it.

In the right atmosphere, the sound of a child wedged between buttcheeks can be the life of the party.

(commence with the Neverland jokes!)

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BONES · Post by **BONES** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:48 am

I went for the fish option because, whilst I have one, I use it mostly in its audio device capacity and have got by just fine for years without any keyboard at all.

Kriminal · Post by **Kriminal** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:51 am

...and a QWERTY one

John Vulich · Post by **John Vulich** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:53 am

SecondSkin wrote:I'd be happy to keep your xpander company...

Yeah, that's my favorite. I really should put it to use. It's an evil machine.

coldmachine · Post by **coldmachine** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:54 am

1. JP8000
2. Waldorf wave
3. Waldorf Q
4. Nord G2ex
5. JP8
6. SCI P5
7. Memorymoog

modules

MC909
Waldorf XT
EMU XL7
XV5080
EMU Morpheus
Oberheim Expander

bitfreak8 · Post by **bitfreak8** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:17 am

I'm at last down to one, and have no space for more. Thats the only thing that stopped me from buying the korg plugs.

benjamind · Post by **benjamind** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:25 am

I've got a Novation ReMOTE 49 which is absolutely awesome. Very good keyboard feel, amazing velocity sensitivity, great pitch/mod wheel mechanism that is customisable to a great extend, a cool XY touch-pad that is also very customisable, all those nice encoders (non-stop knobs), sliders, knobs, and buttons make for the best MIDI controller keyboard that current exists today...in my opinion, but I'm sure there are a lot of you who would agree (if you've ever used a Novation ReMOTE, that is).

Wopelka · Post by **Wopelka** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:54 am

1.

cheap.

2.

excellent.

clueless · Post by **clueless** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:03 am

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:06 am

Two : Remote25 and Remote61.

CypherOne · Post by **CypherOne** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:08 am

2 - one evolution jobbie with knobs and stuff and his smaller brother that lives in the loft now.

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CANE CREEK · Post by **CANE CREEK** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:22 am

Evolution UC-33 & Korg MicroKontrol

KVR Audio

How many keyboards do you have?

How many keyboards to you have?