Seated quickly. The wait staff approached and silently handed me a menu with the following items.
(I later learned that the staff are not allowed to speak until the cusomer makes a selection)
I selected the Argument which was tasty enough until there was a pay dispute, which it turns out, led to even more argument and a bit of Robust Discussion, so I would say the value was well above the asking price.
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Wit marks
Code: Select all
Verbal Taunts ................. 10
Verbal Taunts a Second Time .... 5
Endless Witty Repartee ........ 45
Ad Hominum Attacks ............ 12
Argument ....................... 5
Basic Insults ................. 10
Shakespearean Level Insults ... 45
Put Downs ..................... 15
Friendly Jabs ................. 10
Robust Discussion ............. 25 (group rates available)
Snappy Comebacks .............. 22
Chef Special .................. 99
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