Software has NEVER ACHIEVED Decent Guitar Distortion. Nope.

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The Nazis didn't steal your Grandmothers Bechstein.

Sorry. didn't happen.

Klemperer wrote:Read until page 4, and well Sascha, have some drinks during hot nights, these days Hannover and Amburgo beat them all, 33° in my flat last night, arrghhh, but reading your posts here was something to learn from. (By the way, and staying OT, my girlfriend is from a peasant's home, and yes, pigs don't sweat, they get a heart-attack and die in such temperatures. You might understand a bit now my dislike of "diszszsz the ecologists" (which after all were right in their anticipations what was to come) by boasting people like DJ Marusha in shows about "the 70s and 80s" in music.)

Concerning WAVES, I wanted to test that thing, and didn't, well, because of dongles. And I wrote a review for KVR why I couldn't review Amplitube2, but it was deleted by KVR :D . Still, maybe roaring a bit more about such companies was something too hot nights are good for :lol: .

Lunch, why should you stop telling what you think just because of the company :) . But then, others like this Warp I don't know, and what the heck is bad in that. I'd wish I had Sascha's hands maybe (never seen them except a part of them on some pic yesterday :lol: ) and the ability to test 1/20 of his equipment, hard/software. I have not. So the result is, you can learn much from him, not really much from me (apart from the "fact" that Jan Akkerman isn't bad as a guitar-player, one of the best for me besides the well-known names too, maybe not for many others). So I use what I can get my hands on, and read through 6 pages of threads like this, and get about 1-2 sites with information.
What was this thread about? Distortion? I play 4 Samick-guitars (because a nephew I really like always wants 2, so it was no good idea to get just one master-axe), great value for money if you'd ask me (what you didn't :hihi: ). Surely crap for guys with a most versatile master-Strat and so on, but I talked to about 20 Hamburg-guitar-players around, listened to one as he played, he owns a most expensive Strat, a ES-335 copy (brand forgotten, epiphone and old??) and a Gibson SG. He played the "SG" -copy of Samick and it sounded MARVELLOUS to my ears, and of course if I played the Gibson he'd not find it this great... I played with the GR2-demo and loved it, but maybe because I never owned a real fine amp (and I couldn't use it too, another story which leads to moving from here anyway).
Then there are those hot nights, I just have QuantumFX with various effects, Aura pro, a up to now not released free VST as beta-tester :love: , then some other freebies anyone likes like Simulanalog, Free ampSE and more, and a maybe not very well thought of GXstack which I use with various other effects, trying them out in hot nights (did I mention we have 33° under the roof, the walls giving a shitty heat, minimal addition being the rather many postmodern glass-buildings of enormous beauty around everywhere, they just forgot to think about humans - humans and pigs can't go into those architectural - philosophical wonders at all, only if the huge huge air-conditioning-systems run 24 HOURS A DAY, unbelievable, thanks you philosophers and architects!).

I'd get Guitar Rig 2 if it would be included in this Native-instruments-anniversary-thing (just saw that there is a dropped price for K2-owners for the Akoustik piano, if anyone's interested. My grand-grandma had a Bechstein - Fluegel until the Nazis stole it, and this is apparently the first simulation of that apart from a 11000Hz-Bechstein-sf2 which isn't sounding in any way like a simulation of a Bechstein).
I'd love to test this Waves-thing just to buy a 2nd-hand-one later at ebay, but as explained by others, forget dongles.

I don't own any decent hardware besides the ampsim of Vamp2 and some older Korg AX100G or so. But then, with Voxengo and Kjaerhus and QuantumFX and Cloneensemble and Bigtick and Ohmforce and Silverspike and envelope followers from Cockaigne and countless more plugins I get a tone from time to time that I love.

Now there are 2 possibilities (besides killing oneself, like Hermann Hesse thought of as being a good idea to have in your life as a possible solution if nothing helps, Steppenwolf, still a wonderful book).
I could go to the CDs I have, listen to Jan Akkerman or SRV or anyone, say Akkerman and read what he uses, ooh ahh Lowden OS 25, oo Peavey, oh Gibson, oh Framus made especially for him (or another brand, forgot), and any things he uses. Then sit down and cry.
Or I can open the window (always open at nights these weeks), shout something like "could you please reduce the volume of your 187minutes-4-to-the-floor-housedrums from 135dB to 129,9dB please", and getting no answer like all nights. Then I could sigh and simply play with my headphones, (don't ask me why the neighbour comes to ME if I wouldn't play with headphones :roll: ) delete what I don't like, save what I like.

On the other hand, I couldn't make a living out of this, but from time to time threads like "which reverb-setting do you use for your guitar, and how is R2 from Silverspike for this" is a good read. So why ranting against Warp or Wasp or Wax or nightmares?
What is this about? Well, it's some arguments in here, and then it's this damn damn hot... :hihi:

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Trevor Jackson wrote:The Nazis didn't steal your Grandmothers Bechstein.

Sorry. didn't happen.
You were there?

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sonofabitch. the demo needs an ILok key. figures.

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There's a demo for his Grandmother's Bechstein?

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a vicious, painful circle it is.

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Trevor Jackson wrote:I have a Boss GS 10 Stomp that has all the amp modeling and preamps and all the other cowchips. I've tried them all, vox, line 6, etc. The boss is the best and it is still noisy as hell for a digital recording.
Trevor Jackson wrote:I have tried Guitar Rig, Line 6 Vox, Boss, just about everything I know of, and I have never found a single distortion vst even that comes close to a $29 Digitech stomp from Guitar Center. Not even close.
Not made up your mind?? Ok, very well... Use either the Boss or Mad Monkey then. Look no further since VST is obviously not your thing. Good for you, and thanks for sharing!
Trevor Jackson wrote:everywhere else on this site, people are unfailingly polite. Start a thread aiimed at guitarists and it turns into a roach motel.
In my analysis this is all due to your attitude, not ours. Social skills... Sounds familiar??
Trevor Jackson wrote:Greg, Your post is frankly abusive.
And then this:
Trevor Jackson wrote:
Klemperer wrote:My grand-grandma had a Bechstein - Fluegel until the Nazis stole it
The Nazis didn't steal your Grandmothers Bechstein. Sorry. didn't happen.
Congratulations.
You're the first one to make it to my KVR Muted Member's list.
Goodbye.

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Trevor Jackson wrote:The Nazis didn't steal your Grandmothers Bechstein.

Sorry. didn't happen.
WTF? Is that some weird kind of humor?
There are 3 kinds of people:
Those who can do maths and those who can't.

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I've heard Amps screaming better than those amp simulators, but of course, the realtime control over Plugz, the lower price and he lighter weight helps a lot when you only need to carry one bag with the laptop and another with the guitar.
And of course, Cyanide2 help to give more colour to those distros...

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goatse, tubgirl, etc

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What is best softwear for 303. Pls hlp?

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:lol:

expertly timed

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Did someone call me?
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Revalver II looked interesting especially as I'm on the upgrade path, until I saw this on the page: "To purchase ReValver Mk II you must be prepared to lock your license to a selectable hardware / OS component. You will have the chance to change this component at least once." So, they only promise to honor your license through one hardware upgrade cycle. No thanks.

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that's awesome chase :hihi:

oh and about this thread "Software has NEVER ACHIEVED Decent Guitar Distortion. Nope."

Bullshit. Tons of software have achieved DECENT guitar distortion. None have ever accurately achieved the EXACT sound of an amp - IN MY OPINION (which is all any SOUND is)

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