KVR Audio

shamann · Post by **shamann** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:36 pm

Intrigued by this comment from another thread:

kevvvvv wrote:In one respect I like the fact it uses a lot of cpu (obviously not 100% )

It means the software is working hard for me, which is good.

And there's always freeze.

I started hashing about with some proprietary algorithms and devised a mastering mechanism guaranteed to work harder for you than any (erm, many at any rate) other plugins out there.

Get your CPUzer right here. Bung that CPU up just like the prosumers do.

This plugin comes highly recommended by Disputed Territories Mastering Studio of Excellence. The maker of this plugin cannot be held responsible for any outcome, good or not so good, brought on by use of this plugin. Please share it with your friends, or even stick a price tag on and sell it on ebay.

CPUze it baby, I dare you!!!!!

Oh, and I'm spent from all that algorithmizing, so if someone would like to post a screenshot, that'd be peachy.

Reverse Engineer · Post by **Reverse Engineer** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:47 pm

kevvvvv wrote:In one respect I like the fact it uses a lot of cpu (obviously not 100% )

It means the software is working hard for me, which is good.

That is the most retarded comment i have ever read

Incredulous customer #47 · Wed May 03, 2006 10:48 pm

Thanks shamann, this bunged up my MD Athlon™ 64 X2 Dual-Core real good.

I can't believe how fantastic this plugin is.

Kingston · Post by **Kingston** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:25 pm

makes your CPU go to eleven!

kevvvvv · Post by **kevvvvv** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:34 pm

Kingston

makes your CPU go to eleven!

So are you buying SpectraQ, or are you gonna sit there and gloat while the rest of us revel - and then still end up buying it

bduffy · Post by **bduffy** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:59 pm

YEAH!!

I'm a pro-sumer! Can I track something at 16-bit for ya? I can master too!

shamann · Post by **shamann** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:07 am

Look at all the blue in that CPU bar. A sure sign of quality.

Frippertronix · Post by **Frippertronix** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:32 am

If I run it on an old 386 machine, will it work even better?

shamann · Post by **shamann** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:34 am

Frippertronix wrote:If I run it on an old 386 machine, will it work even better?

Doesn't everything?

Frippertronix · Post by **Frippertronix** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:42 am

shamann wrote:
Frippertronix wrote:If I run it on an old 386 machine, will it work even better?
Doesn't everything?

No, http://www.elderscrolls.com/art/obliv_pc_screens_01.htm won't run on it. But who wants to play stupid computer games?

...me...sometimes

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:39 am

Kevvvv probably meant it sarcastically...

shamann · Post by **shamann** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:15 pm

The Chase wrote:Kevvvv probably meant it sarcastically...

Apparently he didn't.

And bump for the CPUzer.

Ronny Pries · Post by **Ronny Pries** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:28 pm

you could add some convenience to the product by giving your algorythms fancy names, add some TM's and repeat the same paragraphs 4 times with homeopathic differences.

seriously, i was just looking for a cpu stress test and this plugin comes handy.

make a fancy ui and sell it for some bucks

shamann · Post by **shamann** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:52 pm

Ronny Pries wrote:seriously, i was just looking for a cpu stress test and this plugin comes handy.

I honestly never thought this would have any practical value whatsoever. You've made my day, Ronny.

wilsontherocker · Post by **wilsontherocker** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:34 pm

I'm looking to warm up my softsynths with real CPU heat. Will this plug do that?

P.S. I already tried disconnecting the CPU fan, but that wasn't nearly warm enough. I want my softsynths to have real warmth.

CPUzer - new, free, killer