KVR Audio

Pantsdown666 · Post by **Pantsdown666** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:00 am

I want to sound like everyone else and need the exact expensive software to get it right.
I understand that I might need to buy a separate piece of software in order to emulate each of my sad childhood memories from the 80s, but what I'm looking for is ONE piece of software that will make me sound like everyone else AT THE SAME TIME.
Serious replies only.

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:15 am

You already know the answer. The meme is in your heart. Embrace it. Carefully, 'specially if you're, like, a ninja or something.

mojogigolo · Post by **mojogigolo** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:23 am

well this thread renders a whole lot of past and future threads redundant...

ahjteam · Post by **ahjteam** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:18 am

rand(2)-1

that will make you sound like everything together at the same time

spoiler wrote:its white noise

opia · Post by **opia** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:23 am

ONE Ping Only?

Pantsdown666 · Post by **Pantsdown666** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:34 am

opia wrote:ONE Ping Only?

Other people have suggested that but I believe it's free - I'd rather use something expensive that someone famous with more money than me could easily afford. Is there a PRO One Ping Only??

opia · Post by **opia** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:38 am

I'm sure you could find someone selling it on e-bay for some outrageous price

Katzenjammer · Post by **Katzenjammer** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:40 am

You need One PRO Only. It's a small box that contains a pro of your choice. Just connect an audio cable from the output to your iPod and record the output. Send to teh internets and you're on the way to MySpace fame, YouTube whoredome and much much more. Only $9999.99.

opia · Post by **opia** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:43 am

I've also made lovingly handcrafted paper and magic marker miniature replicas of the vintage One Ping Only that I'm currently selling for a limited time offer of 69.95

BertKoor · Post by **BertKoor** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:00 pm

daft trolling attempt...

Pantsdown666 · Post by **Pantsdown666** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:51 am

BertKoor wrote:daft trolling attempt...

great comeback

xolax · Post by **xolax** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:30 am

White noise is the answer.

lateralus778 · Post by **lateralus778** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:46 am

I have a TOTALLY VINTAGE beta release of one ping only...
I will let you have it for $20K -> it's only used in the TOP recording studios and every album it's been used on has gone triple platinum.

opia · Post by **opia** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:03 am

only triple?

pattonfreak1 · Post by **pattonfreak1** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:13 pm

Have you tried taking it up the butt? That seems to be what every one else does. Also, sucking dick is a GREAT way to achieve that sound.

How can I sound like everyone else at the same time?