KVR Audio

kajiotaku · Post by **kajiotaku** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:56 pm

Anyone have any ideas, tips, chords, scales, w/e? I'm sure other people have wondered this as well.

BertKoor · Post by **BertKoor** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:25 pm

I'd say rent some well-produced videos and do some analysis...

VicDiesel · Post by **VicDiesel** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:26 pm

kajiotaku wrote:Anyone have any ideas, tips, chords, scales, w/e? I'm sure other people have wondered this as well.

It's probably mostly "w/e". Find a tempo that's a good slow groove, the right instrumentation. After that I don't imagine that even major/minor matters much.

Here's my best attempt. X-rated version.

Victor.

VicDiesel · Post by **VicDiesel** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:27 pm

BertKoor wrote:I'd say rent some well-produced videos and do some analysis...

Or listen to a net radio station called "fluffertrax".

Victor.

Ogg Vorbis · Post by **Ogg Vorbis** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:21 pm

Avoid the fridgean mode. It tends to lead to an imperfect cadence.

kajiotaku · Post by **kajiotaku** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:34 pm

Well thanks, I suppose it'll help.

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:46 pm

greasy sliding bass between the notes.

surprise her with the rhythm occasionally, but keep flowing steady

rockstarfx · Post by **rockstarfx** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:54 pm

ha ha ha

Yeah I think rhythm/tempo is definitely more important than chord structure.

At least have some spots that could be described as 'frenetic.'

I like to make love and listen to Death from Above, for example.

I'd start off using major, not minor; you don't want to make her sad.

Ogg Vorbis · Post by **Ogg Vorbis** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:20 pm

Try watching some adult movies in fast motion with the sound off and that yakkity sax Benny Hill theme music.

Nameless · Post by **Nameless** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:40 pm

Watch Hustlers barely legal stuff for ideas there music choices arent bad

kajiotaku · Post by **kajiotaku** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:41 pm

I thought it was Yakety Sax by Boots Randolf? Well, anyway, so far this is looking pretty good, I was hoping there would be a surefire scale for this, but yeah.

monopoli · Post by **monopoli** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:47 pm

rockstarfx wrote:I like to make love and listen to Death from Above, for example.

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:19 pm

rockstarfx wrote: I'd start off using major

You'll get nowhere with me with major.

debra1rlo · Post by **debra1rlo** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:22 pm

jancivil wrote:
rockstarfx wrote: I'd start off using major
You'll get nowhere with me with major.

Minor is OK, just don't use D-minor. It is the saddest key now, isn't it?

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:13 am

A romance classic. Just put this on, and she'll be like putty* in your hands.
*or some pulp like substance, at the very least.

Sexy Music, something you'd sex someone up to