(Rules valid up until 1.1.2015)
1:Thou shalt do not to compare and bring it to expression in a mean way.
2:Thou shalt not moaning about other KVR members.
3:Thou shalt not to complain about anything (it's Christmas that's why),keep it for yourself for the next days.
4:Thou shalt not to criticize another member for having another taste,(music or else).
5:Thou shalt not to enforce your personal opinion at any cost.
6:You are advised to post something positive/meaningful.
7:Thou shalt to behave polite,kind and charming,like in real life.
Enjoy.
Merry Christmas,
KVR Christmas Rules 2014
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- KVRAF
- 2236 posts since 25 Dec, 2005
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- KVRAF
- 6467 posts since 18 Jul, 2008 from New York
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- KVRAF
- 16977 posts since 23 Jun, 2010 from north of London ON
Thou shalt use proper English... 
Barry
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
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experimental.crow experimental.crow https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=6258
- KVRAF
- 6895 posts since 9 Mar, 2003 from the bridge of sighs
bah ... humbug ...
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- Banned
- 2033 posts since 19 Jun, 2011 from a world of Black Thunder chocs
8. Thou shalt not to feel like a right plonker on December 27th for spending moolah on gifts / GAS / allieviating substances / the neighbour's fish.
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- KVRian
- 1224 posts since 2 Dec, 2008 from Finland
Ah, the yule buck season again. This thread is fitting for the obligatory pictorial summary. First and foremost, remember that they feed on small children, so if you have any, better just hide them for now.
It's the age old trick any average child kidnapper pulls; offer a child a gift and he'll surely come along. And can't blame them, it's freezing outside and then you meet a funny looking fellow giving you a gift, who wouldn't atleast look what's in it?
Here's a illustration of a yule buck sitting atop a mountain of trophy skulls he collected by hunting small children -- the second one's description reads 'the old time yule buck didn't skimp on the whip', because, well, he didn't. That skull mountain later on became Korvatunturi, where he still lingers on, only to go around the world in a single night every year (which I don't think is true -- it's just american foolishness for promoting Coca Cola sales).
The yule buck doesn't really give a rat's ass about if you've been naughty or nice, what matters to him is that you can provide him with alcohol and the best food the lady of the house can come up with. If you give them to him, he might beat you up less. In any case, he will leave the house with the children with him. Oh, and photos of him exist too, and he doesn't appear too charming:
(yule buck on the right)
In Sweden in a town called Gävle, because they have no yule bucks, they make one out of straws. Each year they make one and each year someone lights it up:
That Santa Claus is a wussy compared to the real thing. Glass of milk and a cookie, pshah!
And on top of that, we got two more different bucks here, the nuuttibucks which are largely confined in the south-western region of the country and one for kekri, the local harvest festival, but those pretty much extinct already. The nuuttibucks are a legion of bucks, come around in mid-January to your house singing off-key tunes and demanding upkeep, a real nuisance. The yule buck is the most mean and vicious buck there is, though. All these pestilent goat-humans are somewhat of a dying breed nowadays. In my youth they had already lost their horns, atleast the ones I met, yet they hadn't started dressing in all red. I guess parents are more protective of their young ones than they used to be and that has affected the yule bucks.
9. Have a nice one!
It's the age old trick any average child kidnapper pulls; offer a child a gift and he'll surely come along. And can't blame them, it's freezing outside and then you meet a funny looking fellow giving you a gift, who wouldn't atleast look what's in it?
Here's a illustration of a yule buck sitting atop a mountain of trophy skulls he collected by hunting small children -- the second one's description reads 'the old time yule buck didn't skimp on the whip', because, well, he didn't. That skull mountain later on became Korvatunturi, where he still lingers on, only to go around the world in a single night every year (which I don't think is true -- it's just american foolishness for promoting Coca Cola sales).
The yule buck doesn't really give a rat's ass about if you've been naughty or nice, what matters to him is that you can provide him with alcohol and the best food the lady of the house can come up with. If you give them to him, he might beat you up less. In any case, he will leave the house with the children with him. Oh, and photos of him exist too, and he doesn't appear too charming:
(yule buck on the right)
In Sweden in a town called Gävle, because they have no yule bucks, they make one out of straws. Each year they make one and each year someone lights it up:
That Santa Claus is a wussy compared to the real thing. Glass of milk and a cookie, pshah!
And on top of that, we got two more different bucks here, the nuuttibucks which are largely confined in the south-western region of the country and one for kekri, the local harvest festival, but those pretty much extinct already. The nuuttibucks are a legion of bucks, come around in mid-January to your house singing off-key tunes and demanding upkeep, a real nuisance. The yule buck is the most mean and vicious buck there is, though. All these pestilent goat-humans are somewhat of a dying breed nowadays. In my youth they had already lost their horns, atleast the ones I met, yet they hadn't started dressing in all red. I guess parents are more protective of their young ones than they used to be and that has affected the yule bucks.
9. Have a nice one!
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- KVRAF
- 8488 posts since 18 Apr, 2004
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- KVRian
- 1140 posts since 8 Oct, 2004 from Australia
Not going to be too many posts at all here on KVR with these rulest3toooo wrote:(Rules valid up until 1.1.2015)
1:Thou shalt do not to compare and bring it to expression in a mean way.
2:Thou shalt not moaning about other KVR members.
3:Thou shalt not to complain about anything (it's Christmas that's why),keep it for yourself for the next days.
4:Thou shalt not to criticize another member for having another taste,(music or else).
5:Thou shalt not to enforce your personal opinion at any cost.
6:You are advised to post something positive/meaningful.
7:Thou shalt to behave polite,kind and charming,like in real life.
Enjoy.
Merry Christmas,
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el-bo (formerly ebow) el-bo (formerly ebow) https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=208007
- KVRAF
- 18203 posts since 24 May, 2009 from A galaxy, far far away
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- addled muppet weed
- 111329 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
now its over can we get back to bitching n moaning?
ive had to see people in the real world just to get some meany moany stuff going
ive had to see people in the real world just to get some meany moany stuff going
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el-bo (formerly ebow) el-bo (formerly ebow) https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=208007
- KVRAF
- 18203 posts since 24 May, 2009 from A galaxy, far far away
stop with the f**king whining already....jeez !!!!vurt wrote:now its over can we get back to bitching n moaning?
ive had to see people in the real world just to get some meany moany stuff going
better ??
