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JerGoertz · Post by **JerGoertz** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:37 pm

Folks, I think it's safe to say you can't be a *real* musician until you've bought every plugin in the known universe.

Your thoughts?

chk071 · Post by **chk071** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:40 pm

Even if you own every plugin on the planet, you will never be a true musician. Only if you can play at least a single note on a real instrument. Like a tuba or something. Or a meat flute.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:41 pm

not even close!
you have to buy and sell them all repeatedly, then settle on reason before completely disappearing!

there has only ever been one "real musician" in history.
legend has it he was australian.
rumour is his name begins with a t.
all manuscripts where destroyed to cover this fact, otherwise the musicians union would have never been able to amass the power and wealth it has and be able to take over the nwo cabal.

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:41 pm

That's only one observation ... and it seems completely incorrect imho.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:43 pm

chk071 wrote: Or a meat flute.

that's gonna need an emoticon from me

had to combine two, as there didn't seem to be a single apt one.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:45 pm

You are just a Virtual Musician if you use virtual plug-ins. A VM with a VST.

Chapelle · Post by **Chapelle** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:54 pm

chk071 · Post by **chk071** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:59 pm

vurt wrote:
chk071 wrote: Or a meat flute.
that's gonna need an emoticon from me

had to combine two, as there didn't seem to be a single apt one.

JerGoertz · Post by **JerGoertz** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:43 pm

vurt wrote:not even close!
you have to buy and sell them all repeatedly, then settle on reason before completely disappearing!

there has only ever been one "real musician" in history.
legend has it he was australian.
rumour is his name begins with a t.
all manuscripts where destroyed to cover this fact, otherwise the musicians union would have never been able to amass the power and wealth it has and be able to take over the now cabal.

Hey, I remember that guy! A true inspiration.

Legend has it he *became* KVR and was absorbed into the A.I. which runs the place

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:48 pm

bloody autocorrect

nwo cabal dammit!

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:50 pm

ps:

we're inside his mind?

suppose that explains a few things...

dark water · Post by **dark water** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:18 pm

JerGoertz wrote:Folks, I think it's safe to say you can't be a *real* musician until you've bought every plugin in the known universe.

Your thoughts?

I think it is a fair observation.

However, it is just one observation. And your thread title says that there are a few observations

Also it says Re: (meaning regarding) in the thread title (now edited, although we can still see your original when we reply to it :p)
And yet your opening post does not regard an observation, it just presents one

Lastly, I would like to build upon your (only) observation by saying that:
''I think it's safe to say you can't be a *real* KVR member until you've brought every thread in the known universe to a pedantic standstill".

Like this.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:21 pm

i like turtles!

dark water · Post by **dark water** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:22 pm

f**k da turtlez.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:40 pm

dark water wrote:f**k da turtlez.

i don't go half shell dude!

A few observations