Hold The Front Page! [Band Names as Tabloid Headlines]

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after the success of the band name run on thread (oh, just thought of another - Us 3 Dog Night..), how about band names making up tabloid headlines

(OK so I took the idea from '439 Golden Greats of The HeeBeeGeeBees' inner sleeve, but it's still a good idea!)

Yes, The Nice Bread Can be Sweet with Jam

10cc Poison Solution made Dr Feelgood

Jethro Tull Slade Eagles with Rolling Stones (some potential truth in this!!)

Stray cats Clash with The Corgis - Queen is New Seeker for the Status Quo [Prince held over Smashing Pumpkins]

Aha, Talking Heads Police The Beat

Dr and the Medics approve Gryphon to National Health with Stiff Little Fingers, Little Feat and Pacific Eardrum

UK, America and Europe Triumvirat at Neuschwanstein for 3rd World Party {have Everything But the Girl - 'It's Immaterial' says spokesman}

10000 Maniacs Rush Refugee in Sad Cafe Madness

Camel on Journey to Hatfield and the North with The Beatles in Caravan

Gay Bikers on Acid Pilot Starship with Wings in Sky

Gigolo Aunts Kiss The Who at Cafe Jaques?

Gentle Giant Tornadoes Soft Machine Ace

Egg Move in Chicken Shack

Bad Company makes King Crimson



So what do you think?
I still had Mud, Henry Cow, Wham, The Selector, The Animals, Sparks, Weather Report and a load of other bands that still need a headline..

Off ya go!

DSP
Last edited by duncanparsons on Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Animals Rolling (stones) in Mudd say "Them".
Madness & Poison seem to have Spark'd it.
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Stan Getz The ...

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nuffink wrote:Stan Getz The ...
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... the WHO?





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Meffy

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Duncan, that's a heck of a start. Let's see...

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Meffy

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Oops, more...

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