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nuffink · Post by **nuffink** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:45 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainmen ... 154683.stm

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:47 pm

cool

and if thats not cool enough bez is in big brother

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:54 pm

They asked me to play Tony Wilson, but I had to turn it down, flying out to SA next week to replace Adrew Flintoff in the next test match.

Wicker Man · Post by **Wicker Man** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:04 pm

I worry about the substance that Bez is on...and I worry for the House when it runs out.

Apparently, Freddie is going to be ok but I just wish I was on that plane with you to SA. Sun, cricket and beer - does not sound very enlightened but sounds like heaven to me.

nuffink · Post by **nuffink** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:25 pm

donkey tugger wrote:They asked me to play Tony Wilson

And who can blame them...

Tony Wilson.

D.Tugger Esq.

Separated at birth.

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:28 pm

I scrub up well.....

Surely there must be a part for me in the film, since my mum and dad used to live next door to Ian Curtis's sister...I could play fat bloke #2.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:31 pm

surely you could be ian curtis-the bloated corpse?

Bunnyboy · Post by **Bunnyboy** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:34 pm

Joy Division are one of my fave bands.

I heard about this ages ago, when there were to be two films at the same time. Looks like there will only be one.

Pity it wont be the same guys who played Joy Division in 24 hour party people

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:34 pm

I hear they asked griels to play the part of Peter Hook.

Might need a bit of help there on the bass....

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:46 pm

I hear they've given it a happy ending, where he takes out the terrorists (who are holding the Hacienda club to ransom) with a tactical mininuke, destroying a couple of square blocks of Mancs in the process, winning an award for urban beautification as a result... and thence getting to shag Kate Winslet, the interior decorator he'd always secretly lusted after but was too shy to talk to...

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:49 pm

ive just had a call

im auditioning for "stoner who gets pushed over by bouncer" and "tramp who begs ian for 10p and gets told to f**k off"

munchkin · Post by **munchkin** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:18 pm

If this one's a success I hear they're planning to do a follow up:

Joy Division 2 : New Order

Bunnyboy · Post by **Bunnyboy** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:34 pm

munchkin wrote:If this one's a success I hear they're planning to do a follow up:

Joy Division 2 : New Order

They could have spin off TV series about the crazy futher adventures, with expanded casts.

The titles I suggest are:

Revenge

Electronic

I dont think that the cast for Revenge will up to the job, however.

Bunnyboy · Post by **Bunnyboy** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:36 pm

vurt wrote: "tramp who begs ian for 10p and gets told to f**k off"

Do you think that he will be pested by loads of tramps and will complain, "they keep on calling me"??

BONES · Post by **BONES** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:06 am

Rowan Atkinson is th eobvious choice to play Curtis. After all, I bet that Mr Bean was originally inspired by Ian Curtis's stage antics.

Ian Curtis biopic announced