KingKey

International Joke Day 2024:

• First came the piano keyboard, then along came the computer keyboard...
• Then, you could play your keyboard with your keyboard...
• NOW you can play the hyper realistic sounds of a keyboard while playing ON your keyboard.
• Click, Clack, Svvvvt, B-ding, cha-cuh, fshhhh.
• Let's get King Key.

Gone are the days when you were left begging for high quality one-shot keyboard samples, for we at Caelum have used our incredibly intelligent minds to bring you our first sampler; King Key:

• Decadence: Anywhere in the world you can now play the sounds of a keyboard, on your keyboard. We also blessed you with the sounds of a MIDI keyboard, a typewriter and 4 produced kits as our generosity knows no limits.
• Character: With 9 instruments and 11 presets at your finger tips you can finally be the person your parents wanted you to be, a King Key one.
• Juicy Details: Using proprietary high-detailed sampling techniques, which are sadly too complex for you to understand without demonstrative play-dough, we have captured the essence and spirit of a vintage Imperial typewriter, a Modal Cobalt8X and a Generic USB keyboard.
• Effects: Transform these sounds by driving them into oblivion, reducing them into bitty chunks and spreading them into a spacious sound storm of punctuational goodness.
• Product Aftercare: We cannot be held liable for any personal or spiritual awakenings after getting King Key, you are the master of your own fate and you must be held entirely accountable.

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